No one's P.O.V.

As Selina Kyle looked at her baby sleeping in the crib. She sighs "What am I gonna do? She caused a nurse to go deaf and the moment she started crying she transformed in to a baby albino bat." She looked at the sleeping baby again. "She is cute for being able to tranform into a baby bat...."

She sat on the couch thinking of how to keep stealing and messing with the Bat while raising a child. "I could get Ivy to babysit... But she'll wonder why I have a baby..." She grabbed her phone and looked at her contacts.

She sighed one last time and texted Ivy to come over and that she needed her help. She looked out her window it was raining. Then she heard a knock on the door and walked over and answered the door "Hey Ivy" She looked at up at her friend Selina. "Hey what you needed help with?"

Selina let Ivy in and once she was in she shut the door and sat on the couch next to Ivy. "Well you see I planned on stealing this priceless cat jewel tonight but-" Ivy cut in "You need help stealing it. Don't worry I got you." Selina sighed "No. I actuality need you to-" she was cut off by crying. She got up and picked up the baby. "Ivy I need you to watch her. I wouldn't be asking if I didn't trust you."

Ivy got up and walked over to the Selina and the child and looked at them. "You need me to babysit? Why me? Can't you find a normal baby sitter?" Selina "I'm afraid she'll make them go deaf" Ivy raised a brow "What do you mean make them go deaf?" Selina lookdd at her and set the baby back in the crib "Watch."

The baby screamed and cried as it transformed into a bat. Ivy "You want to watch a mini man bat?" Selina picked the bat baby up and calmed her down "Yes I do." She looked at Ivy "Please. Just keep her calm and she'll stay normal."

Ivy took the baby and looked at her. "Ok go steal your jewel and I'll watch her" Selina smiled "Thank you Ivy" Ivy rolled her eyes and smiles "Hurry up before I change my mind" Selina nodded and left.

~To Catwoman Stealing The Jewel~

Catwomen had a diamond that was white and shiny "Purfect" she said looking at the jem. She heard a swoosh from behind her. She put the jem away and turned to see the batman. "Where's your little bird boy?" She said as she snickered and saw one step out into the open "What is this the second one or maybe the third?" She asked Batman tilting her head.

Batman glared at her "Catwomen you don't have to do this" he said. She looked at him "Sure." She smirked and jumped up back flipping onto a glass case. "Catch me if you can Batman." She said as she left the building Batman followed her along with Robin. As she ran away from the bat and bird she hid herself in the shadows. She heard them past. She then ran home to Ivy anf her daughter.

She entered her house through her window and saw both of them passed out onto the couch and smiled as she put a blanket on Ivy and put the normal human baby into her crib. "Goodnight you two" she then went to her room put the gem in her stash and passed out.

(A/N)

Ok that's all for this even tho no one will read this and if you do thank you