(Female reader)

•Suspiciously relaxed. Like, he's chill no matter what, but when you're around he becomes... unusually calm.

•Will go out of his way to see you. Asking for help during work hours, asking you to play billiards with him... anything.

•As Norman said himself, people don't know when he's stalking them... even when he's right behind them. It's only a matter of time before some of your coworkers "call in sick".

•Will probably send you creepy, anonymous letters in an attempt to get you to confide in him about your "creepy secret admirer".