minyoung🔪 :
hey jimin u look cute
today uwu

gguk! 🐰 :
im not jimin ):

minyoung🔪 :
i dont believe u

minyoung🔪 :
in fact

minyoung🔪 :
im gonna talk to u at
lunch today

gguk! 🐰 :
ok but ur only
gonna embarrass
urself

minyoung🔪 :
pfft whatever ✋🏼

[ ... ]

minyoung sat at the lunch table with seunghee and jisun. "i can't believe they gave us mac and cheese again." seunghee sighed, disgusted.

"if you're not gonna eat it, can i have it?"

"no, jisun, i'm so hungry right now, i can eat three plates of this nasty mac and cheese."

"then stop complaining, bitch." jisun pouts, crossing her arms. "i hate you."

seunghee rolls her eyes, "yeah, yeah, love you too."

as the three ate their lunch (or at least tried to), minyoung was eyeing park jimin for quite a while. jimin feels someone staring at him, so he looks towards that direction and makes awkward eye contact with minyoung for a split second before she quickly looks away.

bzz-!

1 new message from gguk! 🐰

gguk! 🐰 :
stop staring at
jimin

minyoung looks at jimin and he's eating while having a conversation with kim taehyung, so "kookie" couldn't possibly be him. minyoung turns around, left and right, trying to find the boy who's been messaging her. she can't find him, so she messages him.

minyoung🔪 :
where are you?

gguk is typing...

gguk! 🐰 :
closer than u think,
you shouldn't try
too hard to find me

minyoung then sees a guy glancing at her, so she bravely walks over to him. he had shiny brown hair, a nice face with plump pink lips, and broad shoulders to complete the look. minyoung thought he might be too mature to be this so-called "kookie," but she gave it a shot and asked him anyways.

"is it you?" she immediately asked.

the guy looked confused and paused before answering, "sorry?"

"are you... 'kookie'?"

"uh.. no?" the stranger replied, his answer sounding more like a question.

and that is when minyoung realized, she fucked up.

minyoung bowed to him while apologizing before going back to her seat.

bzz-!

1 new message from gguk! 🐰

gguk! 🐰 :
not that close
idiot!

gguk! 🐰 :
also that guy is
ugly :-//

minyoung sighs in frustration. she really didn't want to give this guy $15, and there was only two days left until the deal ends. seunghee turns her head to minyoung, "why did you get up? are you looking for someone?"

"no," minyoung replies, locking her phone. "i'm not looking for anybody."

[ ... ]

CHAT
gguk! 🐰

gguk! 🐰 :
2 days until i get my
$15 !!

minyoung🔪 :
if u aren't jimin then
who tf could u be ??

gguk! 🐰 :
thats for u to figure out
baby

minyoung🔪 :
are you nam joo hyuk

gguk! 🐰 :
no

minyoung🔪 :
then dont call me that

gguk! 🐰 :
lollll

minyoung🔪 :
i hate u so much

gguk! 🐰 :
why :((

minyoung🔪 :
BECAUSE I DONT KNOW
WHO U ARE UGH

minyoung🔪 :
can i ask someone for
help

gguk! 🐰 :
no u gotta do it all by
yourself

minyoung🔪 :
please

gguk! 🐰 :
if u ask for help and figure
out who i am then ur not
getting $15

minyoung🔪 :
UGH IM DYING

gguk! 🐰 :
no pls dont die :'((

minyoung🔪 :
why not

gguk! 🐰 :
bc i need my $15

minyoung🔪 :
fuck u

gguk! 🐰 :
i can't bc u dont know
who i am (;

minyoung🔪 :
fuck u pt. 2

gguk! 🐰 :
wow ur thirsty for my
dick arent u ??

minyoung🔪 :
fuck u pt. 3 + bonus track
"why are u like this"

gguk! 🐰 :
stop saying fuck u it's
making me horny :((

minyoung🔪 :
HOW

gguk! 🐰 :
IDK

minyoung🔪 :
ur so weird

gguk! 🐰 :
tell me more

minyoung🔪 :
are u getting off to
these messages

gguk! 🐰 :
that.. would be crazy

minyoung🔪 :
UR SO GROSS BYE

gguk! 🐰 :
IM JUST KIDNEY OMF

minyoung🔪 :
UR JUST KIDNEY

gguk! 🐰 :
KIDDING***

minyoung🔪 :
no u are kidney

gguk! 🐰 :
ok fine i am kidney

minyoung🔪 :
that's ur new name bc
i'm not calling u "kookie"

gguk! 🐰 :
ok but am i the left
kidney or the right one

minyoung🔪 :
uh the right one

gguk! 🐰 :
can u be the left one
then?

minyoung🔪 :
what why

gguk! 🐰 :
so we can be beside
each other forever <3

minyoung🔪 :
THATS SO CUTE IM UWU
FOR U RN OOF

minyoung🔪 :
if only i knew who u
were ):

gguk! 🐰 :
you'll find out soon !!

minyoung🔪 :
u better be cute

gguk! 🐰 :
i am i promise

minyoung🔪 :
thats what all ugly guys
say

minyoung🔪 :
the cute ones are
always insecure

gguk! 🐰 :
like jimin?

minyoung🔪 :
JIMIN IS INSECURE???

minyoung🔪 :
AW POOR BBY

minyoung🔪 :
he doesn't need to feel
that way just let him
know that i think he's
so cute and hot

gguk! 🐰 :
um

gguk! 🐰 :
he's not insecure
anymore

gguk! 🐰 :
he got over it last yr

minyoung🔪 :
oh

minyoung🔪 :
WELL THATS GOOD

minyoung🔪 :
anyways i gtg bye
kidney

gguk! 🐰 :
bye left kidney

minyoung🔪 :
no u can't call me tht

minyoung🔪 :
ur the only kidney

gguk! 🐰 :
how come ??

minyoung🔪 :
bc im being donated

minyoung🔪 :
bye kidney

[ ... ]
ever since i got married i completely forgot about wattpad lmao sorry jungkooksock