A\N: I still don't know why cats are in this book so much... Oh well.

Damian for one, hated his sneeze. It was an awful, embarrassing, and an unnatural, process.

This is why Dick, Tim, and Jason were so surprised when they heared his sneeze for the first time.

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Damian was not feeling cooperative today, even though his mother trained him not to, he had allergies.

He woke up with a stuffed nose, so not wanting to cause attention to his room with the noise of blowing his nose, he just ignored it. Breathing through his mouth the rest of the day.

It was a saturday, so thank God he didn't have to go the the imprisonment known as school.

Damian changed into a pair of jeans and a hoodie, walking out of his room to see what the household has become while he was sleeping.

Damian was the third one awake, as usual.

He took his seat next to Bruce on the huge dining room table.

Bruce looked up from his paper and said "Good morning Damian."

" Greetings Father" Damian replied with a curt nod.

Just then Dick came from the kitchen with a bowl of cereal in his hands, placing it on the table.

He sat next to Damian and started devouring the lucky charms.

"Looks like we're going to have to fend for ourselves, Alfred was having allergies so I told him to take the day off." Dick explained to Bruce and Damian.

" Yeah, it's been going around. " Came a new voice, Jason sat down across the table from Dick, not wanting to be next to Bruce or sit next to Dick.

"Do you have it?" Dick asked, voice laced with concern.

As the conversation went on, Damian noticed some new symptoms to his allergies. Damian felt his eyes start to sting, of course, this didn't hurt him. But he couldn't stop the allergy induced tears to form in his eyes.

"... Dick, I highly doubt it, no one has allergies here" Tim said, sipping his coffee. When did Drake get here?

Just then Dick chose the moment to look over to the youngest member "are you crying Dami?"

Now everyone's eyes were on him, dang it Grayson!

"I..." Damian cleared his throat to make his voice come out stronger then his now, hoarsed voice. " I am not doing something as puny as crying. " Damian denied.

Dick just looked at Damian with even more concern, now even Bruce was looking away from his news paper.

Damian couldn't hold it back anymore, now all of the allergy tears sprung out, streaming down his cheeks.

"What happened?" Tim and Jason both looked very confused.

"I am not crying you imbeciles" Damian sniffed. Dick stopped hugging Damian for a moment to look at him.

"You don't have to hide it with us, just tell us what's wrong."

"Nothing is wrong with me, Grayson. The only problem is you assuming that have am a weakling." Damian sniffed even more. These allergies weren't making his situation any better.

" Damian, it's not weak to cry" Bruce's voice cut in.

This was it. Damian was done. This was all a huge misunderstanding. Great, now he had a migraine.

A sharp pain blossomed inside of Damian's scull, making him flinch And touch the side of his head.

"Are you sick?" Dick felt Damian's forhead.

Dick frowned "He's a little warm, maybe we should send him back to his room.

The others started talking non stop, giving Damian even more of a headache.

Suddenly, Damian felt it. He tried to think of something else, but it was no use. It was like he was looking into the sunny sky.

" Achoo! "

Damian cursed in his head like a sailor while everyone stared at him. The tears slowly building back up in his eyes. This was the first time they heared him sneeze.

The sneeze was small, short, and very cute.

"Dami!!! Aww, that was so cute! It was a kitten sneeze! Why don't you sneeze more often!?" Dick sprung all kinds of questions to him, hugging him and snuggling him.

Jason was laughing and Tim just rubbed his eyes, probably thinking it was one of his sleep deprived illusions. Bruce raised and eye brow, for the world's greatest detective, he sure was slow.

Suddenly Damian sneezed again, sniffling after.

"Damian?" Dick looked at the current robin with concern " are you okay? "

"I am fine" Damian got up out of his chair, beginning to stumble to his room.

Bruce stopped him Before she could get to the stairs "you have allergies" he noted.

Damian just nodded, not even having the strength to fight back, by now, the world was turning and his head was hurting.

"You could have told us this before. I will get you medicine." Bruce left Damian to sit back down at his chair, hiding his face on the table.

" So, that sneeze was real? " Tim asked.

"As real as Red Robin" Dick patted Damian's head.

"Sneeze during patrol, that will totally make the villains cower in fear" Jason snorted.

Damian threw one of his ninja stars at Jason, the star implanted its self into the wall about a millimeter from his head.

"Now you need to go rest" Bruce gave Damian some pills and escorted him to his room.