The one for Jason was pretty funny so
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"Tim? What're you doing up? It's 4:50 in the morning." Bruce said, walking into the kitchen seeing Tim typing on his laptop.

"Time is only an illusion set by the government to control our daily lives." Tim answered, taking a sip of his coffee and not even looking away from the computer.

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Tim and Jason sat on the couch, not really doing anything. Tim stood up and stretched. "Well, I'm going to go upstairs to do exactly what I was doing here."

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Tim walked down into the kitchen where the rest of the Batfam were eating breakfast. He poured himself some apple juice, drank it all in one gulp then started walking out of the kitchen again.

"I'm gunna go take a nap." He said, halfway through the door. "But you just woke up?" Jason said, giving Tim a weird look as he left the room.