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Tim-14
Jason-16
Dick-17
Bruce- 34
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The Batfamily had just come back from patrol and the boys were already a mess.

"Drake! Give my katana back!" Damian yelled, as he reached for the weapon in Tim's hand, who outstretched his hand farther. "No way, Demon, you're just gunna try and kill me with it later" Tim argued. "Well you're not helping you're chances!" Damian snapped, then tackled Tim to the ground. Jason shrugged and joined the fight.

Bruce sighed in frustration and pinched the bridge of his nose. Dick stood beside him. "Children, amirite?" He said, with a slight grin, glancing at his father figure. "I wish I had girls, they wouldn't be as obnoxious." Bruce muttered.

After Bruce finally separated the unnecessary fight between his sons, everyone decided to call it a night.

(Anyone who can guess what this story's gunna be about without reading it first gets a cookie)
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Bruce woke up in the morning well rested for the first time in weeks. He sat up and stretched before getting up and going downstairs for breakfast.

"Morning Bruce!" came a feminine voice at the table. "Good morning, Dixie." Bruce replied, sitting down in front of his eldest daughter. Footsteps were heard coming down the stairs and the youngest came into view. "Morning Father." Damira (lol idek) said before taking a seat next to Bruce. A few minutes past and the two others finally came downstairs.

Jacen was the only one already dressed. Timberly on the other hand, (I'm trying not to laugh at these names omg) was a mess as usual. She was wearing the same clothes from yesterday, that were now wrinkled and stained. She smelled strongly of coffee and had big ugly bags under her eyes.

"Jeez, could you look any more dead?" Damira asked, a smug smile tugging the corners of her lips. "Oh shut it, not like you look any better." Timberly replied bitterly. (does that rhyme?) "Girls girls, you're both ugly" Jacen commented. That just begun an onslaught of yelling between the three that no one could really make out if they weren't included in the fight.

"Stop fighting, none of this solves a thing. Just eat your breakfast." Bruce said, trying to die down the yelling, to no prevail.

"I can't stand being with any of you anymore!" Jacen yelled. "Oh it's not like you're so perfect." Damira replied. "You don't know shit, little demon!" Jacen yelled again, silencing Timberly who now stopped fighting and instead watched like the others. "I know that you're three weeks pregnant. Not like it makes much of a difference, you were gaining weight anyways." Damira snapped back, smirking and glancing at the shocked look on her fathers face. 

"What! You're pregnant?!" Bruce exclaimed. "It was bound to happen, she has sex with a different guy every night. The real question is who got her pregnant." Dixie said, now joining in. "They're lying! I know that sex is wrong and immoral and fun..wait no."

Bruce massaged his temples and closed his eyes. When he opened them again he was back in his room, lying on his bed. His eyes widened as he jumped out of bed and ran downstairs. "Hey Bruce, what's got you spooked?" Dick said from the table. Relief washed over the man as he heard his son's voice. "Oh thank god." He muttered. He sat down in the same place he had in his dream.

"Morning father." Damian said as he passed by him and sat in his place. Next game Jason and Tim, Tim looking pretty much exactly how he did in Bruce's dream. "Jeez, could you look anymore dead?" Damian said with a smug look. Tim threw his fork at him. He caught it, to Tim's dissatisfaction. They continued throwing silverware at each other, neither of them getting too injured.

"This is still better." Bruce said to himself, causing all of the boys to give him a weird look.

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I'm not trying to be stereotypical or anything...but that's exactly what I'm doing 😂 I know not all girls are like that but for the sense of comedy..yeah..please don't kill me. I hope you enjoyed! And I realize I put a lot of comments in the middle..may get rid of them later but eh.