Random ideas I'm too lazy to make into actual stories
__________________

Bruce sat in his study, working on something for Wayne Enterprises. He heard a knock at the door and yelled out to them that they could come in.

Five year old Tim opened the door slightly, only showing half of his body. "What is it Tim?" Bruce asked. Tim looked at Bruce innocently before saying, "Um, what happens when you drop a phone in the toilet?" "WHAT."

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

"I took the dog out for a walk, Bruce." Jason said as he walked into the kitchen. "Ace has been with me the whole time." Bruce replied back with a confused look. He sighed, realization washed over him. "Take the dog leash off of Damian, Jason." Bruce said, pinching the bridge of his nose.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Bruce had to break up yet another fight between Damian and Tim. "Damian, apologize." Bruce said sternly. "You told me not to lie."

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Jason and Tim were walking through the streets of Gotham. Jason spotted a police officer walking near them and instantly sped up, dragging Tim along with him. "Jason! Why're you running? We haven't done anything!" Tim exclaimed. "Sorry, it's just a reflex now." Jason replied, slowing down.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Bruce walked into the living room to see Damian and Dick, hanging upside down from the TV, holding candles, and discussing something in Mandarin. "What're you two doing?" Bruce asked, not even sure where to start. "You wouldn't understand." Dick replied.