Batfam x Reader: Group Chat

(Y/N)=Your name
(L/N)=Last name
(N/N)=Nickname
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(Y/N): Sup, nerds.

Jason: (N/N) why r u texting the group chat at 2 in the morning???

(Y/N): Why are you answering my message at 2 in the morning?

Tim: Savage

Jason: Shut it, replacement. And I'm answering bc you woke me up.

(Y/N): Suuure. I "woke you up".

Jason: Screw off

(Y/N): No, you big baby.

Damian: Can no one get any sleep around here with you, (L/N)?

(Y/N): Nope. Plus I'm hungry. Hey Jay-nerd, go get me food.

Jason: God please stop calling me that.

(Y/N): Only if you get me food

Jason: No. How the hell are you hungry at 2AM??

(Y/N):

Tim: LMAO

Jason: Ohmygod

Damian: What the hell is that?

Tim: Poor Damian. If only you had a normal childhood with cartoons.

Damian: Pretty sure it's safe to say that none of us had a "normal" childhood, Drake.

Tim: Fine, I'll give you that. But you've never watched Spongebob, have you?

(Y/N): You haven't lived a good life unless you've watched Spongebob.

Tim: True dat

Damian: I could care less

Dick: My god, why are you all up?

Damian: (L/N) woke us all up.

Tim: Welcome to the party

(Y/N): IM HUNGRYYYYYYY

Jason: No one CAAAREEESS

(Y/N): >:(

Dick: I'll get you food, (N/N) <3

(Y/N): AW THANK U DICKIE-BIRD. SEE, JAY-NERD, DICK CARES.

Jason: Whatever

Tim: Awe, is little Jay-nerd angry?

Jason: HEY. ITS BAD ENOUGH (N/N) ALREADY CALLS ME THAT SHIT NAME, I DONT NEED MY REPLACEMENT TO DO IT.

(Y/N): Awe, little Jay-nerd is angry

Damian: When is Todd not angry?

Dick: I'm pretty sure you have no room to talk, Dami.

Damian: I guess that is true. And don't call me that.

(Y/N): Dickie-bird, where's my food?

Dick: It's coming

(Y/N): Bless

Jason: Why did you get food for her?

(Y/N): Why are you still here??

Tim: OH SHIT. LMAO

Jason: K, you wanna fight, (N/N)?

(Y/N): YA BITCH, BRING IT

Tim: HAHAHA

Damian: Drake, could your laugh be any louder?

Dick: Lmao, yeah, I heard your laugh from the kitchen

Bruce: Why is everyone awake? And who is laughing?

Tim: I was laughing

Jason: And we're all awake because (Y/N) woke us all up.

Bruce: (Y/N), why did you wake everyone up?

(Y/N): I was hungry, why else?

Bruce: Well, did you eat?

(Y/N): I'm about to

Bruce: Well I'm going back to bed now. I hope you're all ready for some training around 9AM.

(Y/N): Why do you make us wake up so early?

Bruce: Well maybe if you didn't stay up all night, then maybe it'd be easier to get up in the morning.

Tim: OH SHIT. BRUCE BRINGING IN SOME SAVAGERY

Bruce: Goodnight.

(Y/N): ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')

Jason: RIP (Y/N)

Dick: Well, looks like she doesn't need this perfect sandwich anymore...

Damian: Poor (L/N)...

Tim: May she rest peacefully...

(Y/N): IM NOT DEAD U ASSHOLES. PLS BRING MY SANDWICH ('༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ')

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Who knows if you got your sandwich or not.

Hope you enjoyed!
~Ezra

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