Robin: where R U?

Beast boy: getting fucked!

Robin:😨

Beast boy: just kidding! I'm on a date!

Robin:  oh, with Terra?

Beast boy: no, Raven

Robin: isn't Terra still your girlfriend?

Beast boy: yeah why?

Robin: and you're on a date with another girl?

Beast boy: so?

Robin: who taught you how to date girls?!?

Beast boy: who taught you?!? The best compliment you could give star was "I think it's awesome the way you shoot star bolts."

Robin: which roughly translates too 'Batman never taught me how to talk to girls and sadly that's the best compliment I can give you'

Beast boy: and that's an excuse?

Robin: besides, 'no dating only justice'

Beast boy: I think bats has brainwashed you

Robin: he has not! Trust me, if that was the case I wouldn't be texting you and would be brooding about my dead parents

Beast boy: but batman is your dad

Robin: 😡😡😡😡 he is not!!!! How many times must I say it?!?

Beast boy: my parents are dead oh waaaaa!!!!! Suck it up at be a man!

Robin: 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm not a man I'm a teenager!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!

Beast boy: we get it! You have no parents!! God!

Robin: I. Hate. You