A/N: 2 things. 1, I'm updating a lot because I'm stuck in a car for 6 hours! 2, I do not own this idea! This is taken word for word (okay not word for word) from a YouTube video! You've probably seen it or heard if it. I just changed the names. That's all

Dick: Damian, where did this dead body come from

Damian: what dead body? I've never seen that before in my life!

Dick: Damian! Tell me exactly what you were doing before I got home

Damian: okay, so I was in my room

Dick: ok

Damian: and I was reading a book

Dick: okay

Damian: then this guy came out of nowhere. So then I stabbed him 37 times in the chest

Dick: DAMIAN!!!! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!!

Damian: oh it does? I did not know that

Dick: how could you know that! Where's his hands?

Damian: what?

Dick: his hands! Why are they missing?!

Damian: oh! So I cut them off, I fried them up and ate them.

Dick: DAMIAN!!!!! Why would you do that?!?!

Damian: my stomach was getting the munchies that only hands could satisfy

Dick: what is wrong with you Damian?!!

Damian: well I kill people and eat hands that's two things.