Jason: Damian.

Damian: yes Todd?

Jason: I locked your cat in the car and he isn't getting out until you give me 180 bucks

Damian: a ransom?!?!?

Jason: if you don't pay up, the cat gets taken to the pound

Damian: MY KITTY!!!!!!!!

Jason: pay up

Damian: GIMME ME KITTY!!!!

Jason: OH MY FUCKING GOD PAY UP!!!

Damian: 

Jason: Why'd you send me a pic of me?

Damian: you look evil

Jason: Do not!

Damian:  Father loves me more

Jason: Sure he does

Damian:

Jason: Yeah, it's cosplay

Damian: are they mocking us.

Jason: no Damian.

Damian: GIVE ME MY KITTY BACK!!!!