This oneshot was inspired by the YouTube channel you should all subscribe to called "didnothingwrongsquad". They are a group of teen cosplayers and they love DC and anime, their videos are around those subjects, they also do vlogs at the cons they go to.

Jason,Dick and Damian are taking "Dick's" car for a drive in Gotham.

Damian: I call shotgun! *walks towards front door*

Jason: how about fuck you? *pushes Damian away and hops in shotgun*

Dick: *gets in driver seat and starts car* ok let's put on the radio *turns on radio and miley Cyrus comes on*

Jason: nooooo! Turn it off! Turn it off!!!! It's torturing me with all the tongues and-ahhhh please! Dick! *covers ears and closes eyes tightly* please!!!!

Dick: *turns off radio* geez it just came on, calm down Jason

Damian: yes Todd you should calm down, it's only music

Jason: that? Music?! Hah that's funny baby B.

Damian: baby what now?! *hands turn to fists*

Jason: n..nothing!

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Dick: where should we go?

Jason: strip club! There's one in downtown Gotham!

Damian: ew no!

Dick: agreed,we can't...but only because Damian is here

Damian: yeah- wait what?!

Jason: we can just leave him in the back though
**********

Dick: *turns on radio again and my chemical romance comes on*

Damian: not the black parade, again....

Dick: when I was...

Jason: a young boy!

Dick: my father took me into the city!

Damian: *mumbles* none of you even have fathers...

Jason: to see a marching band!

**********

Dick: who wants big belly burger?

Jason: me! I'll have three burgers and a Coke

Damian: I'll have a salad wrap and water.

Dick: ok so four burgers, a Coke, a Sprite, water and a leaf wrap.

Damian: leaf?

Dick: well a salad is basically just some leafs, pick something proper to eat and I can go to one of the trees in the backyard and make you a pine or oak salad, maybe even horse chestnut if it's that time of year

Damian: I hate you Grayson.

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*car stops in the middle of nowhere*

Jason: uh what happened? Why did we stop?

Dick: I don't know... *bites lip*

Damian: we're out of gas aren't we?

Dick: no...

Jason: dick!

Dick: maybe....

Jason: dick where the hell are we?!

Dick: I don't know?

Damian: *checks phone* we're over 700 miles away from Gotham!

Dick: so what's the nearest city?

Damian: we're just over 100 miles from central city

Jason: dick that's 800 miles from Gotham! I knew we should have went to a strip club! We could have left Damian in the back!

Damian: just shut it already!

Dick: you have a phone, we can call the flash, KF and impulse to save us!

Damian: no signal but I do have a communicator....

Jason: Bruce will kill us if he finds out!

Dick: we have no choice, I'll call him then. *takes communicator from Damian and calls up Bruce*

*bruce comes to the rescue*

Bruce: dick, Jason, Damian. Care to explain why the batmobile is missing?

Jason and dick: it was all Damian's idea! *leaves Damian to fend for himself*