"Ken."

"Perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect eyes, perfect combat, blah blah blah..."

"Honestly! I could beat him within seconds!!!!"

"My eyes are red, beat that!!!"

"I have ROBOTIC skin."

"And, I have nice hair, if I do say so myself."

*fixes his helmet, pretending that he isn't self conscious about his hair*

"The dude may be from CapCom, but c'mon!!! Why's he gotta be such a 'lady's man'!?!???"

"Thanks for the ask, xXMythraXx."

"Until then, I guess-"

~Bass