BrightnessWings19
ontheupsidedown
ephemeralemerald27

*solemn dirge plays*

I have gathered you all here today to lament the loss of our beloved Wings. She was held in high honor by all of us, for she was many admirable things throughout her tragically short life—an author, a feathery bundle of joy, a friend. We loved her very much, and she will be dearly missed.

Wings: *in the next room* QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD

Me: *sniffs, holding back tears* Sometimes I still have this... this strange notion that she's not dead...

...But that can't be possible, because she said she was herself.

I may need a private investigator for this case. Roe, how are you at investigating the suspicious circumstances behind Wings' deaths?

In the meantime... LET'S PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL, GUYS *lines Wings' casket with glowsticks so it looks as awesome as she does*