ephemeralemerald27 A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. BAA DUM TSSS!

Now that I got everyone's attention with that awesome but unrelated joke, here's more on that Phineas and Ferb/Frozen crossover AU I mentioned! I'd forgotten how great it is. XD

Basil's Unofficial Character Conversion Table:

-Phineas = Anna
-Ferb = Elsa
-Perry = Olaf (he's still Perry though, so he's a serious protective snow-platypus)
-Vanessa = Hans
-Isabella = Kristoff
-Pinky = Sven (reindeer!Pinky, that is)
-Doofenshmirtz = the guy from Weaselton ("It's Doofenshmirtz!")
-Norm = a snow-robot Marshmallow probably
-other people = other people
-I haven't seen Frozen since it came out whoops, someone remind me what characters I missed

"Do you wanna build a coaster?"

And Isabella looks so done with Phineas' idea of love, not unlike in the actual show. XD

I'm not sure how many of these go with the AU, but the top one does for sure! (And no, I don't have context for rest of these, although it would be nice if I did XD)

Ferb may be silent and withdrawn and seemingly standoffish, but he'll never not love his brother.

Sadly, I think that's all of the art for this AU; there's not very much of it. So have this additional art that came up when I searched Phineas and Ferb Frozen!

I'm not sure what's happening here, but Phineas and Ferb may or may not be busted for it

In which Doofenshmirtz is defeated by a popsicle. Is this better or worse than being defeated by a potted plant? Probably... not better.

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Headcanons:

-Phineas loved it when Ferb would build a rollercoaster made almost entirely out of ice. They fixed up a little sled so it would stay on the track as Ferb formed it, and Phineas thought it was the most amazing thing in the whole wide world. It goes so fAST

-it goes too fast

-Ferb regrets it so much that he can't bring himself to talk for ages afterward. He only ever really talked to Phineas in the first place, and now that they're staying away from each other, he doesn't really see the point in talking.

-Phineas got hit with ice instead of snow. Everyone completely panicked, thinking he was dead for a while, but he's a resilient little guy. Nobody's going to accidentally stop him from continuing to make the most of every day!

-He didn't get the white streak in his hair—instead, his eyes turned ice blue.

-The rock trolls (did they have an actual name?) are Meap and the other Meaplings. He's the only roundish, non-human little guy who I can picture sounding wise and giving advice?

-okay look it was either that or the potato gremlins. Plus, Isabella would fit right in adopted by a cuteness-based society.

-Pinky the Reindeer shivers just like Pinky the Chihuahua—Ferb made everything winter so suddenly that Pinky's summer coat is still in. The poor guy barely has any long hair; Isabella had to scrounge up a big Spanish-patterned blanket for him. He looks like he's wearing a poncho.

-Isabella does sell ice, but she started bringing cupcakes along to see if anyone would buy them, and her cupcake sales quickly overshadowed her ice sales, especially in this random winter. The Meaplings taught her to make awesome adorable cupcakes and now she smells like frosting most of the time.

-Vanessa may seem like a really cool, relaxed, friendly princess, but she is, and I quote her, "a little evil."

-(but she's great at faking being good-natured. she's a natural. it's almost like she's secretly kind of nice under all her devious plans or something? Maybe. Probably.)

-Roger is Vanessa's dad in this AU, while Doof is her somewhat, uh, disowned uncle. He went with her as an escort (nobody else wanted to, so why not send the black sheep together?), and while he's still an incompetent goofball with a giant robot assistant, he really does love her a lot, and treats her like a daughter. She's a little annoyed by him at first, but she doesn't mind his company nearly as much as she thought she would.

-No one can tell if Ferb is lip-syncing his version of Let It Go or not. It sounds kinda like him, but not exactly like him, and how can anyone sing while physically exerting that much?? Dancing through thick snow in the thin air on top of a mountain and using their power on a massive scale after not practicing for ten years?? He's probably lip-syncing.

-Ferb does not go Elsa's route and sing about throwing off societal conventions and what's expected of him. He's way too British for that; he likes traditions and being regal. No, he's singing about letting go of the guilt that kept him silently locked in his room for so many years.

-it's like he just manages to rebelliously forgive himself when BAM, here comes Phineas and the rescue brigade and now the regret is Back and Worse Than Ever™

-thanks Phineas, you meant well

-Phineas honestly would not care less if Ferb admitted he hurt him, he just wants to be brothers again is THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

-although he does kind of have an angry discussion in store because his brother TOOK SUMMER AWAY, like darn it Ferb that is just not something we do around here

-who even wants winter this time of year?? or any time of year for that matter?? Ferb's solitude has clearly mixed up his seasonal priorities. Why couldn't he have had summer powers?

-Ferb makes a snow-platypus and brings it to life. It's very serious, protective, and strangely secret agenty. It also likes wearing a fedora. Its name is Perry.

-HE'S A FROSTY LITTLE FLATFOOT WHO'S NEVER GONNA FLINCH FROM A FRAY-EAY-EAY~

-Isabella is sort of a mix between first- and second-dimension Isabella—she's a little rough and tumble, but not too much, and even though she gets annoyed by Phineas' ridiculousness, she's still a sweetheart.

-I don't remember most of what happens in the middle of the movie

-other than Phineas totally yells "TRUST FALL" and lets go of the cliff, and Isabella doesn't have time to do more than yell "WHAT" so they lay groaning in a pile in the snow for a while

-Phineas wants to punch Vanessa off the boat after she tries to kill Ferb, he really wants to, but he doesn't. He just growls and wishes he wasn't too nice to hit a girl really hard in the face. Nobody gets away with trying to kill HIS brother

-(He's internally yelling "LEMME AT 'ER LEMME AT 'ER" while his conscience is holding him back and shaking its head)

-Phineas actually yells at Vanessa for a minute

-that way you can tell it's a special episode

-Ferb waits to see if Phineas will punch her, but since that doesn't happen (oh well), he epically takes her sword and holds it against her back as he escorts her grimly to the palace guards

-Phineas throws a snowball at her when she leaves. That's what he does.

-it's very satisfying.

-His aim is completely off and he hits Ferb the first two times but that's beside the point

-Vanessa's family on the Southern Islands doesn't care enough to do more than briefly agree that she should be imprisoned for however long it takes her to learn her lesson. She almost can't go back, because her family will disown her as some unrelated, conquest-crazed loon like her uncle—or worse—and she inwardly will do anything not to face that.

-Buuut Isabella brings her a few cupcakes and makes a point of being warm-hearted toward her. They're not very much alike, and there is the issue of a certain someone's betrayal, but Isabella's cool. She tries so hard to be kind to her anyway. (Phineas wasn't happy with the idea at first, but it's hard to argue with being nice to someone so they don't have to bitterly sulk in the dark for months on end. Especially during the summer. Phineas isn't that heartless.)

-Ferb is crowned king more officially, Phineas gets his brother (and summer!) back, Isabella gets a Phineas and Ferb-style sleigh upgrade, some random villager gives Pinky a snuggly light-up holiday sweater, Perry is able to stay and continue being the brothers' loyal snow-pet, a barista gets Doofenshmirtz's name right when he orders a hot chocolate, snow-Norm is now actually the king, and Phineas and Ferb visit the prison on occasion and have indoor snowball fights with Vanessa (turns out she's almost fun to hang out with when she's not trying to take over the kingdom). Everyone gets a happy ending and probably a musical finale to go with! THE END

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And Frozen wasn't really my favorite movie? Somehow, Phineas and Ferb AUs make everything more fun to think about. XD