Y/n: Hey there readers, its me, ya boi. I get abused n shit.

Tai: Y/N COME DOWN HERE BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS.

You go downstairs

Tai: did you break this lamp that was in the living room while you were in the attic?

Y/n: nein

Tai: FUCKING LIAR.

He then proceeds To beat the ever living shit out of our boi until y/n has lost 60% of his blood, has a broken arm and possibly has a brain hemorage.

Yang/rose: omegalul xd fucking loser. It was us that broke the lamp but we lied.

Then they break y/n other arm

Tai: thats my girls!

Summer: Y/N, COME COOK DINNER FOR US OR ELSE YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!

You then proceed to cook a fucking perfect boeuf bourguignon which gordon ramsay would be proud of.

Summer: THIS IS DISGUSTING, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH!

Y/n then gets stabbed 47 times in the chest.

Qrow: WHAT SHE SAID

Qrow slices your asscheek off

Raven: wow what a loser, lets hump

Raven proceeds to rape you

Having enough of the mild inconvenience of being near death, you go back to the attic To find that zwei has shat on your bed