Chaos.
How else do you expect a BroZone story to start ?
That's the best word to describe this family, always getting themselves in trouble, that's almost like their job, and holy sugar they would get rich if they would actually get paid for it.
The pod wasn't calm this morning– which was an usual thing– rapid stomping could be heard as the second youngest child living in this house was running alike a duck, screaming at the top of his lungs. His pink hair passed in front of Grandma Rosiepuff like an arrow, making the aged troll jump in surprise;
- Floyd ? She blinked, staring at the trolling who rushed inside of the bathroom.
- MOVE, MOVE, I NEED MY TRUNKS, the boy looked around the bathroom, making a mess as he throwed toys and towels on the ground.
And she understood- it had been planned to be a surprise but she wasn't even shocked that a certain trolling with goggles couldn't keep his mouth shut. Soon, yellow sunny hair had jumped on her back, screaming and kicking her back with both feet;
- GRANDMA GRANDMA DID YOU HEARD ???
- OW ! CLAY ! MY BACK-
The woman tried to gently push him off but the middle child was way much too happy to calm down now. He pulled on her mane, holding on a good grip with tight frists around her locks of green hair;
- WE'RE GOING TO THE BEAAAACHHH !!!!!
- THE BEACH ??? Spruce had randomly ran down the stairs, already holding into his surf board.
The purple haired trolling adored to watch the surf competition on TV- so it was just normal he had get his own surf board, and was excited to try it out for the first time.
She crossed her arms when John Dory followed the bunch of trollings with baby Branch's diaper appearing from his turquoise hair, above the eldest's forehead, the baby's head hiding in there. He smiled akwardly to Grandma Rosiepuff;
- I kept the secret till todaaayyyy, he shrugged slowly, hoping he wasn't getting in trouble.
She sighed- indeed he did, but she had hopped they would at least wait to be all together, after breakfast- now how was she suppose to make her grandsons eat before their busy day ?
...
Well, it had been a struggle, but now at least everyone had ate breakfast.
Before getting to the beach still, she wanted to make sure she brought everything with them, she checked her list again.. Towels, all swimsuits were on, the floaties for Branch, Floyd and Clay were all in a bag, and she had brought bottle of fresh water for everyone... she hadn't forget anything right ?
The temperature was hitting the 40° C by the way, without any cloud covering the shining, beautiful, POWERFULL ray if the sun, just so you know– yet Rosiepuff thought she hadn't forget anything.
- EVERYONE IN THE CRITTER CAR !! She called for her grandsons that were playing in the yard.
The famous boyband came rushing like a herd, almost making the poor woman loose her balance as they made their way to the critter car to fight who would sit in the front seat, even though she never let any of them sit there– she sighed and went to ATTEMPT stop the fighting that had started- Spruce had sat at John Dory's place and now Clay was hitting him with a book called "book to read when you're actually not reading and using it as a weapon".
- ◇ -
The beach came into view- it was actually a shore by the trolls' stream, on top of the hill you could spot TrollTree High in the distance.
The boys ran out of the car. [Well actually Clay facepalmed directly on the ground but he jumped back on his feet so Rosiepuff guessed he was fine] She took a slower step to follow them with their bag and the youngests floaties. She wasn't stressed, she knew Floyd and Branch would wait before getting in the water and that Spruce would held back Clay long enough so she could get him to wear his floaties.
She was glad to see John Dory had been a good big brother and instead distracted his siblings by getting them to the task of finding the best place to install their picnic blanket. The sun was bright, and so John had explained to them they needed to get their picnic in the shadow of a plant so Grandma would be comfortable.
Which, they actually choose a pretty good spot so Rosiepuff sat down gladly, Floyd placing a hat on her head so she would protect her hair from the very bright sun.
Very bright, was she forgetting something ?
- WE'RE AT THE BITCH !! Floyd shouted.
- The beach- Spruce corrected.
- WE'RE AT THE BEACH !! Floyd pointed at the water, YAAAAYYY!! I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SING A SONG!!
Rosiepuff giggled, forgetting her busy thought, she really did enjoy seeing her grandsons so happy.
- Go for it hun ! She encouraged.
- Grandma no- John Dory tried to stop her before it was too late.
Floyd grabbed at a shovel toy, and using it as a microphone, he started to sing an upbeat song;
DONT STOP, STOP THE MUSIC!
WE RIDE FAST LIKE A BUL-
- NO! Clay immeditely shoved the matching bucket to the shovel on his head.
- MMMM–MMMMMM—!! Floyd was obviously unable to finish his song.
- CLAY ??! Rosiepuff pulled Floyd closer to her to help him free himself from the bucket.
- CAN WE GO IN THE WATER NOW, GRANDMA, CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE ??? Clay had finally put on his floaties.
Spruce snickered at him, covering his mouth with his hand. His younger brother looked over at him, raising an eyebrow;
- What ?
- N-Nothing- You look amazing, just like a rubber duck- he giggled more.
- I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A RUBBER DUCK– The eight year old's voice went in an ear tearing high pitch, Spruce covered his ears in pain, GET REAL GUYS! REAL MEN WEAR THE-
Only he lost his capacity to spell out words when out of nowhere; water reached him, getting sprayed into his mouth. He coughed loudly and fell back on his butt, landing in the sand.
Clay spitted out the water, realizing strangely it was strawberry flavored. He blinked in confusion and looked over at where it had came from- a pink trolling with crazy yellow hair giggled at him;
- YAYYY!! She giggled loudly. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!! Plus you looked really thirsty so I just decided to be nice and do you a favor, you're welcome !
And like that she was gone. Clay blinked.
- ....ya know what I do look like a rubber duck, can I remove my floaties–
But Grandma wasn't in the mood to teach him swimming that day, mostly after he shoved a bucket on his brother's head- sadly for the young trolling, he would have to either sit by her side of accept to wear the floaties, which he wanted to go in the water, so choosed the last option, already planning how he would acidentelly loose his floaties.
Spruce had took his surf board and ran off to the water, excited to try it, even though, he had absolutely no idea how to use it and simply throwed it in the water.
He waited.
The board just floated in the water.
Nothing special happened.
- .... IT'S NOT WORKING !!! Spruce concluded, he shouted and kicked it, OW- He held into his foot.
John Dory had guided Floyd and Branch by a more calm zone of the stream, where the water did less waves and was then more safe for younger trollings like his little brothers.
Branch laughed when John Dory let his little feet touch the water, but Floyd was nervously looking at them from the shore. The 5 year old stared down at the water with anxiety in his gaze:
- J-JOHN ?? He called for his big brother, JOOOHNNNN?
- What is it, Floyd ? He turned around, seeing his brother still not getting in the water.
- I-I'm scared ! He blurted in a tiny voice.
The oldest placed Branch in his hair and joined Floyd's sides, with a plan in mind:
- C'mon Floyd ! He encouraged him, it's fine ! It's just water it's good for- WOOHOO!!
And then he just lifted him in the air, earning a shriek from the second youngest before he got cut short by the water. Branch clapped his hands as Floyd's head appeared above the surface, shocked.
- YAAAY!!! The baby giggled loudly, ME TOO, ME TOO !!!
John Dory took the baby out of his hair and did the same thing [a little less rough than he did for Floyd since he didn't really let go of him] the baby laughed loudly when he "fell" in the water with a small splash.
- AGAINNN!! Branch was very much enjoying this, Floyd surprisingly asking to be throwed in the water again as well.
Meanwhile, Clay was siting in the sand, trying to pop his floaties with a stick. Only Rosiepuff knew her grandsons, and she had get them super solid floaties, it was practically impossible to break them ! You had to expect anything with five chaotics trollings !
- URGHH, C'MON !! He basically stabbed the floaties.
- What are you doing ?
- AAAAHH--
There she was again, that little pink troll with yellow hair similar to his. The funboy of Brozone pushed his floaties behind his back, attempting to hide them away from her view.
- HEYYY, IT'S UH... UH... I don't know your name-
- Viva ! She giggled.
- Yeah- Viva- Whatever-
The two stared at each other, before Clay went back to stabbing his floaties;
- You're ugly, he said
- Thanks ! She cheered.
Clay frowned, giving a weirded out expression;
- That's– That's not a compliment-
- Oh that is one for me ! She joined in and sat down by his side, interested in whatever he was doing, I heard worst before... Oh oh !! Like that one time, that kid at school called me "Pineapple hair" !! She chuckled.
- Oh... he listened carefully, Yeah, you're right... that is worst... but hey, my big brothers calls me "banana hair" all the time, he shared.
She smiled, and grabbed a sharp rock;
- Here, try this instead !
Clay took it without complaining and tested it to destroy the floaties. Viva just sat by his side, a new friendship was born.
Spruce was still busy raging at his surf board, holding it above his head and repetitively hitting it against the water, screaming out loud in anger.
- IT'S. NOT. WORKINGGGG!!!! URRRGHHHH!!!
His childish ourburst couldn't do much, except make him look ridiculous to John Dory that walked by with his bottle of water, drinking from it and observing the show;
- ... Do you need help–
Spruce did not stopped to hit the water, but gazed upon John;
- No, I'm fine, the purple haired trolling calmly stated.
John Dory just blankly looked at his brother basically being abusive toward his surf board.
- .... okay, he left and went back to Branch and Floyd who seemed to have find something.
He made his way to his youngest siblings, water up to their shins. They were leaning foward as they held something in their hands, their eyes sparkling with stars and interest.
- What's happening ? He asked as he kneeled down to see what they were holding back.
It seemed to be a fish in the shape of a disc, brown, with a dark spot on its side. It had a spiky fin on its back and a small tail, and a very, VERY, ugly face.
- What the fuck is that ?? He said, horrified.
- It's you ! Branch cheered.
- WHAT?? I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT UGLY ASS FISH-
- No John, it's a john dory fish !! Floyd smiled proudly, giggling because the little creature swimming between his hands was tickling him.
- YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M NAMED AFTER THAT UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKER-
- John, stop!! It's so pretty !! Floyd was offended for the zeidea.
- Are we sure we're related- John Dory grew concerned.
- Look it's giving me kisses !! Branch said, the fish was giving his hand some curious touch.
The turquoise troll just blanket stared at his parents' inspiration, and then decided the best thing to do was to kick the fish in the 4th dimension with a random portal appearing and making it dissapear forever.
Don't ask.
Floyd and Branch did the perfect immitation of that one Patrick thenstarfish meme, flabbergasted by the wormhole closing on their new, but now gone, found discovery. John Dory shrugged;
- It was dying anyways–
- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Floyd howled, falling on his knees, MY JOHN DORYYYYYY
- I'm right here– the last named made himself known.
- WAAAAAHHHHHH- Branch and Floyd joined their voices in a perfect family crying.
Hearing the crying, their grandma Rosiepuff made her way to the trollings, hands on her hips, thinking and mentally preparing herself to ground one of them;
- Okay, what is going on ? She glared at them three.
Floyd trying to chase his tears, but they kept falling down, and Branch wasn't such an help with his sobbing.
- HE KICKED MY JOHN DORYYYY, Floyd sobbed, gesturing to his older brother.
Grandma Rosiepuff stared at Floyd, then at John Dory, then back at Floyd;
- ... How did John kicked himself– she was honestly confused.
But as she was waiting for explainations, she heard loud chatting behind her. Recognizing Clay, she turned around, and was shocked to discover his floaties were missing.
- Clay, where are your floaties ? The kind woman crossed her arms over her chest.
Another trolling was by his side, with crazy yellow hair. Rosiepuff immediately could tell that this was Princess Viva, the daughter of King Peppy. She waved at her;
- HAII!! She was so optimistic she was not impressed by the angry glare of the woman.
- I DON'T NEED THEM, I'M A BIG BOY NOW, He made sigh to grandma to shut up and not embarass him in front of the lady.
She raised an eyebrow;
- Where. Are. Your. Floaties ?
Viva giggled;
- Clay says he doesn't need them ! He said he could swim just fine without them ! Right Clay ? She looked over at her new friend with admiration.
- UHHHHHH- RIGHHTTT, TOTALLLYYYY!! RIGHT BROZONE?
His brothers just all commonly facepalmed.
Rosiepuff sighed, and Clay, afraid that Viva would know he had lied to her, rushed to the water, Ignoring his family screaming for him to come back to the shore. Clay was still afraid to actually try to swim, the water reached his hips at the maximum;
- SEE !! I'M FINE !! He gestured.
He gasped and looked around him when he felt something moving in the water. And next thing you knew, Clay yelped as something grabbed his foot and pulled him away from the shore.
- CLAY !!! The group of trolls shouted.
John Dory was about to jump into the danger without thinking, held back by his grandmother that had no idea what to do, trying to think quickly.
Luckily, someone was still sitting on their surf board and floating, looking at the clouds. When Spruce heard the scream of fear of his little brother, he raised his head, his gaze ending on Clay that was trying to reach the surface.
- HELLLP!!!! He shouted desesperately.
- Oh no ! HOLD ON CLAY !!
He had never did this before, but the adrenaline pumped into his blood like an energy booster, and for the first time ever, Spruce used his hair, changing into a haircopter to propel himself to where his brother was.
Immediately he recognized the critter to be a dangerous sugarshark. These critters did not eat trolls, but would often confuse them with their actual preys and try and drown them. Spruce would NOT let this animal take his brother, and so did the only thing he could think of-
.... He hitted the sugarshark with his surf board.
- LET MY BABY BROTHER GOOO!!!!! He yelled angrily at the fish, which he ended up letting go of Clay's ankle, dizzy.
The predator dissapeared in the abyss, and Spruce helped his brother get on the surfboard, getting them back to safety. Clay, ashamed, did not dared look at him.
Without a word, he took them back to the shore, and Spruce was surprise to see John Dory getting free from Grandma's wrist hold and rush toward them, tears daring to fall;
- CLAY !! He leaped toward him, swimming the last meters between them before he practically jumped on the eight year old, holding him like a toddler, OH CLAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE !! He held into his brother tightly, bringing him back to Grandma. Spruce following behind quickly to make sure his brother was alright.
The rest of the family quickly surrounded the middle child, in addition of Viva that was worried about her new friend. Clay was still holding into John, too ashamed to look at anyone in the eye, not believing he was even still alive.
- Clay, are you alright my little peachfuzz ?? Grandma gently petted his hair.
The young trolling sobbed quietly but nodded, hugging his big brother tighter, Spruce joining the hug to calm him down.
- Clay ?...
The funboy looked at Viva, she seemed sad;
- Why you did you told me you could swim ? She asked, dumbfounded.
He didn't even have an answer, being so young he couldn't quite tell what these new feelings were.
- He just wanted to impress you.... Floyd sheepishly said.
Viva took a moment to think, and then she smiled, her big, joyful smile.
- Awww, Clay ! You do not need to put yourself in danger to impress me !
- Oh he did kick that fish in the face though ! Spruce nudged him.
Viva giggled and, once Clay was free from John's hug, he was now trapped in the lady's arms. The trolling blushed furiously.
- I'm just glad you're okay ! She sincerely admited to him.
- VIVAAA!! C'mon we're going home !! A voiced called.
- Oh ! She broke free from the hug, that's my dad ! I gotta go !! See you guys around !!
And she was gone, leaving a blushing Clay standing there with a dumb smile.
The family had decided it was enough beach for today, and packed their things to go back to their pod. Only has Grandma packed their bag, she suddendly recalled forgetting something REALLY important...
- Oh boys, I think I remembered what I forg- ooooooohhhh- she stopped when she saw the result of her mistake.
- ◇ -
- WAAAAAAAAA IT BURNSSSSSS!!! Floyd wailed loudly.
- Of course it DOES IT'S A F@#$ING SUN BURN-
Back at the pod, the 5 brothers were all laying in bed, on their stomach with only shorts on, since clothes on their back only made it more painful-
Rosiepuff had forgot the sunscreen.
Now the five trollings were trying to endure the pain the best they could-
The worst of them was Clay who basically was a purple tomato at this point because he had spent the afternoon sitting under the sun trying to pop his floaties.
Floyd and John Dory's sunburns were bad as well, but it was mostly located on their backs and was extremely painful. Floyd had his lil face covered in small blisters that would take a while to heal.
Branch and Bruce were the least affected, but their skin was still clearly affected by the UVs, looking like they had painted their skin in dark blue all over their shoulders, and face.
Rosiepuff akwardly walked in the room with a bottle of ointment, letting out a nervous chuckle;
- Sooo, how are my grilled little peachfuzzes doing?
Her grandsons glaring at them with anger.
- Really- Spruce blurted.
- That's legit worst insult than that john dory fish- John Dory grumbled in his pillow.
The grandmother poured some ointment in her palm;
- Okay, who's first ? She asked with an knowing grin
- MEEEE !!!! All of them shouted, wanting relief from the pain.
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