1Minions.Minions have been on thisplanet far longer than we have.They go by many names.Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.Oh, that one is Norbert.He's an idiot.They're all different,but they all share the same goal.To serve the most despicablemaster they could find.Boss!Making their master happy was thetribe's very reason for existence.But that's not to say that theydidn't have other passions.Huh?Finding a boss was easy.But keeping a boss,therein lies the rub.Nope,it wasn't easy for these guys.But they never gave up.With the emergenceof the Stone Agecame the rise of a new species.Man was very differentfrom the dinosaur.He was shorter, hairier,and way, way smarter.The Minions tookan instant liking to man,and helped himthe best they could.Oh, no, no.Eh?Poor man.So trusting, so fragile.So, so delicious!Their quest for a boss putthe Minions front and centerfor some of civilization'smost historic moments.Anubis!Ancient Egyptheld great promise.Okay! Pancake!But it didn't last long.Hmm. Oh!Ow!The Dark Ages wereactually fun times.Their new master had a tendencyto party all nightand sleep all day.Ooh!Oh.But eventually,the party was over.They bounced fromone evil boss to another,but they never seemedto find their perfect fit.One particular employer tooktheir failure very, very badly.Huh?The Minions had no otherchoice but to keep moving.Oh.And then,when all hope seemed lost,they found sanctuary.The Minions were safe!Years passed as the Minionsforged their own civilization.They truly madea life for themselves.But something just wasn't right.They felt empty inside.Without a master,they had no purpose.They became aimlessand depressed.If this continued any longer,the Minions would perish.But all was not lostfor one Minion had a plan.His name was Kevin.He was excited to sharehis idea with the tribe.He'd been preparingfor days, weeks, months.But now he was ready.Buddies!Kevin would leave the cave......go backto the outside world,and he would not returnuntil he had found his tribethe biggest,baddest villain to serve.But he needed help.Me!Bob was eager to go,but Kevin felt he wasjust not strong enoughfor the dangerous journey ahead.Uh, no.Luckily, someone stepped up.Stuart!Huh? Me, me?Oh! Thank you.Truth be told, Stuart hadno idea what he was chosen for......but was thrilled itmade people cheer for him.Thank you.Me!Eh, okay.Eventually,Bob's energy and enthusiasm,but mostly lack of other volunteers,changed Kevin's mind.The tribe said their farewells.Kevin had given them something theyhadn't had in a very long time.Hope.Bob!Hey, Tony!Tom...Chris...Hey, Bob.Oh.Bye-bye.Kevin felt pride.He was going to bethe one to save his tribe.Stuart felt hungry mostly.He was going to be the oneto eat this banana.And Bob...Bob was frightenedof the journey ahead.Ah. Okay.Okay. Okay.And they were off.Off to find their new boss!Huh? Kevin!Huh?Huh? Banana!Uh, Stuart?Banana. Banana!Ugh! Ugh! Stuart!Stopa!Uh, Bob! Stopa!Huh? Oh!Bob!Huh?Uh, no, no.No, no. No, no, no.Profiterole.No, no, no!Stuart...Ah!Oh, look at that one!Whoa!Peace!Make love, not war!Peace and love!Boo-ya!Boo-ya! Boo-ya!Hey, hey, hey, oh.Kashmiri?- Boo-ya!- Boo-ya! Boo-ya!Oh.Banana!- Hey! Hey, taxi!- Hey! Hey!Oh.Hey, hey, hey, hey!Banana! Hey, hey!Stuart! Hey, oh!Kevin!Bob!Oh. Bello!Bob!Huh? Oh.Ah! Bob!Huh? Whoa!Women's bell bottomsand tie-dye shirts marked down.Check out our wide selectionof go-go boots and miniskirts.Bob!Okay.Huh?Bob!The store is now closing.Hey, what are you doing?Bob!Give me that!Kevin!Oh. Oh.Ah.Huh?Oh.Oh. Hey!...buddies.No? Oh.Bob! Bob!Oh.Oh.Tim.Oh!Me Tim!Mmm, thank you! Hmm?...Stuart?Uh, nah.Okay, okay.Oh. "Dating game."Okay.And welcome backto The Dating Game!Well, Jennifer......have you decidedwhich of these three gentlemenyou'll go on a date with?Is it Bob?Yeah! Go, Bob!Kevin?Kevin!Or will it be Stuart?Oh. Yo, Stuart!Gosh! This is so hard!They all sounded so cute.Um, I think I'm gonna go with...Stuart.VNC!You're watching the top-secretVillain Network Channel.If you tell anyone,we'll find you.Huh!Sponsored by Villain-Con,for 89 years straight,the biggestgathering of criminals anywhere!Big boss.Attend guest lecturesfrom esteemed villains,make contacts inthe underworld community,and for the first time anywhere,Scarlet Overkill!Evil.So evil.Criminal genius!Hey, a girl's gottamake a living!- Move aside, men!- Make way.There's a new bad man intown... SCARLET: Excuse me....and that man is a woman!Crime isn't pretty!It's red hot!Get to Villain-Conthis weekend.Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue in Orlando,Florida.So much fun, it's a crime.Oh! Villain-Con, Orlando.Whoo-hoo!Bello! Uh, Orlando?Ugh.- Hey, uh...- Orlando?Oh, hello.Orlando?Uh-huh. Ah, okay.Thank you, baby! Bye-bye!Ah.Orlando!Hey, Stuart...Oh, yeah! Far out!Love is the way, brother!Ah!Eh, no, no, no, no, no, Kevin.Hmm.Hey! Stopa! Stopa! Stopa!Stopa! Ugh!Stuart...Oh...Oh, Walter, look!These adorable little freaksare headed to Orlando, too!Yeah, I see that!Hey, Walter Junior!What's happenin'?Tina.Hi!Binky.Mmm, mmm.What do you say we givethese fellows a ride?Yay! New friends!All aboard the Nelson Express!You, one-eye!You're sitting next to me!Okay.Stuart!Glad we came along beforesome weirdos picked you up!Who wants apple slices?Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!Oh, you, too!Growing boy-like creaturesneed their strength.Okay.Heck, yeah!Thanks, man!All righty! Who needsto stretch their legs?Yeah!Yes! Me, me, me!Sweet!You guys wait here, we'll be right back.Okay, Nelsons, let's do this!Go, go, go!Okey-dokey. On the road again.Dad! We got company!It's because I trippedthe alarm. I stink!Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum.You're still learning.Huh! What?- Your father's right, Tina.- Reload!He wasn't this goodat being evil overnight!Reload!Your time's coming.It's jammed!Huh?Okay, who did that?- Uh... Stuart!- Huh?That was great!Thank you!Say, fellas,can we get personal for just a second?Why are you going to Orlando?Come on. You can tell us.You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?Villain-Con.Villain-Con.Wow! So many bad guysin the car. What fun!I knew it! I knew you were villains!Didn't I, honey?What a small world!Hope we're not in rival gangs.Binky! Joke!Babies, huh?Yay.Big boss!When we get to Orlando,I'm gonna get all my favoritevillains to sign my magazine!Dumo the Sumo!Boss!Oh, Kevin, you don't wanna work for him!He ate his last henchmen!Uh...Frankie Fish Lips.He lives in the ocean.Boss?Oh...Can you breathe underwater?Uh, so-so.Oh, oh, oh!Look at her!Scarlet Overkill!The coolest super-villain,like, ever!She started out as your averagelittle girl, braces, pigtails.But by the time she was 13,she built a criminal empire!If I was a Minion,that's who I'd want to work for!Oh.Here we are!Beautiful Orlando!Yeah! We're here!Orlando!Hey, gang, watch this!Welcome to BillyBob's Bait Shop. How can I help you?Yeah, hi.Uh...We're here for, uh,so much fun, it's a crime.Whoo-hoo!Villain-Con!All right!Here we go!Well, this is it!I wanna tell you, and I really mean this.I really appreciate what you didback there with the cops.Really!Dad!It's Frankie Fish Lips!I can smell him from here!Junior!Get my camera!Good luck in there, boys!I hope you find whatyou're looking for!Bye!Villain-Con!Yeah!Villain-Con!Whoo!Okay!Oh!Any evil talents?Not bad.What about you?Any evil talents?Uh...Bello! La, la, la!La, la, la!Eh?That's not evil or a talent.Bello!Ha-ha!No?I'm sorry!But I'm not looking for any more servants,for I, Professor Flux,have inventedthe world's first time machine!Every time I visit the future,I bring my future self back to help me.Hello!Oh.Move that over there,Professor Flux from two weeks from now.As you can see,I don't need any help.Oh, way to go, guys.We killed the original!Please!Eh...Villain-Con presents our keynote speaker,Scarlet Overkill!The world's firstfemale super-villain!Appearing right now in Hall H!Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!Buddies!Scarlet?Kevin!Are you ready...Yeah!...for Scarlet Overkill!Doesn't it feelso good to be bad?Scarlet! Scarlet!Scarlet! Yes!Whoo! Whoo!Whoo!Whoa.Whoo-hoo!Awesome!Yeah!Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Wow! Thank you!Scarlet!Scarlet!Thank you so much!Okay.Ah.When I started out,people said a womancould never roba bank as well as a man!Well, times change!I love you, Scarlet!Look at all thosefaces out there!We are all so different!But we have one thing in common.We were born with flippers!No? Just me? Okay.We have big dreams!And we will do anythingto make them come true!Have any of you ever dreamtof working for the greatestsuper-villain of all time?Yeah!Whoo-hoo!Well, what if I were to tell youthat I am lookingfor new henchmen?Hey, boss! Boss!I truly believesomewhere out thereis a villain with thepotential to serve greatness!And it could be any of you.Whoa!Although,let's not kid ourselves.Truly, the only men for thisjob are Kevin and his Minions!- Huh? But... But...- Ten times the evilin half the package!I am just in awe!Let's hear it for Kevin.He saved his tribe!Kevin! Kevin! Kevin!Kevin! Kevin!Kevin... Hey! Kevin. Hey. Hey!Argh!So, how should wedo this? Hmm.Oh.You see thistiny little trinket?Well, just take it from my handand you've got the job.No big deal,it's almost too simple.Uh...Oh, come on!Don't be afraid.Just take the stone and get that job!Come on!Oh, okay....Boss!That job is mine!Ooh!Now go easy on me.Whoops!Love the costume!Ha!Uh...So cool!Tim? Tim!Uh...Oh, no, Bob!Ah! Tim! Tim!Is no one good enough?Bob!I got it!I got it!Ah!Didn't my speech inspire anyoneto rise up andprove themselves worthy?All these villains andyet I still have the bear.Stuffed bear!Why am I holding a bear?Who has the ruby?Wow! Who...Who are you, my knights in shining denim?...Stuart....Bob.Minions!That was incredible!Behold! The lastcreatures you'd expectto win the day have emerged victorious!- Everyone, meet my new henchmen.- The Minions!Kumbaya!Kumbaya! Kumbaya!Kumbaya!Hey! I know those guys!I gave them a ride here!Whoo-hoo!Whoo-hoo-hoo!Buckle up, boys!Next stop, England.Oh...Bello?Hey, Kevin! Eh?Boss? In England?Nah, Boss!Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin?...England?- Uh-huh.- ...Boss?Scarlet Popapil. Ah.- Bello? Bello!- Bello?Oh!Wow!Ah!Here we go! There.By the way,I really like your bear.Herb! My baby!You know I am!How'd it go?Were you evil?So evil!Oh!A little bird droppedthis off today.It's me,I'm the "H."Also, there was no bird.Also me.Herb, seriously,I wanna dig up that William Shakespeareso he can seewhat true writing is.I love it!Ah, that works out because I love...Well, I love... too.Ah, the love, ah!Oh! Oh, ah.Oh, boys,could you come here, please?Meet my husband, Herb.Inventor, super genius, fox.Herb, these arethe new recruits.Kevin, Stuart, and thatcute little one is Bob.Hey, bello!Right on!You guys are crazy little and way yellow,and I dig that!Sweet, man!Ah, ah.Whoa!I know, right?Ah!Just a few things Istole to help fill the void.Whoa!...mega ukulele!Checkin' out my can?We stole thatbecause finally someoneexpressed my love ofsoup in painting form.Wow!Ooh!Okay, listen up!It is time to get down to business.Do you know who this is?Uh...This is Queen Elizabeth,ruler of England.Oh, I love England.The music, the fashion.I'm seriously thinking aboutoverthrowing it someday.Ooh!Anyway,this pale drink of water oversees it all.I'm her biggest fan,love her work!And I really, really,really want her crown.Steal me the crownand all your dreams come true.Respect! Power!Banana!Banana!Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Ha!Henry!...England. Uh......England...Oh, uh...Hmm.Heh.- Wow!- Whoa.Ooh-la-la.No!Oh, no.Don't get too close, boys.When it's completed,it'll be my ultimate weapon.But right now, it's leaking radiationlike you would not believe!So, you're here for gear.Whoa!Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.You getmy far-out stretch suit.Wow!Kevin, Kev-bo,Seventh Kevin,you are the proud ownerof my lava lamp gun.Ah?This baby shoots actual lava!Ooh!Pretty cool, right?And finally, Stu. Stu-art,Stu-perman, Beef Stu.I got you the coolest invention,probably ever.Oh.Hypno-hat!Uh, oh.Uh...You can use it tohypnotize anyone. Anyone!Oh, you look so great!I feel like a proud mamawith threedashing evil sons.Uh, Scarlet, Scarlet...No, no. Don't say anything.I won't understand.It's getting late. You've had abig day, you must be exhausted!Boing, boing, boing,boing, boing...Wow! These catsare pumped!Well, maybe I'll settle themdown with a bedtime story?Ha-ha!How does that sound, Bob?Bob. Bob! Bob!Oh! Bedtime porry?That is a groovy idea!I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.This is gonna be so fun!...bedtime porry.Oh, yes, I've got a really,really good bedtime porry.Once upon a time,there were three little pigs.One fateful day, the pigsencountered a big, bad wolf......who had a wonderfulsurprise for them!The wolf offered the threepiggies and all their friendsa job working for her.Everyone would be so happy!All the threelittle piggies had to dowas just steal one little crownthat the beautiful wolfhad wantedever since she wasa penniless little street cub,unloved and abandoned.But that crown would meanshe was a princess,and everybody loves a princess!So the wolf sent the piggiesto get that crown.But the little pigsweren't up to the challenge.They failed their mission.So the wolf huffed and puffed, and sheblew them off the face of the earth!Yo, po, po!The end.Good luck getting that crown tomorrow,little piggies.I know you won't disappoint me.Um.Okay....Scarlet.Which way is the loo, please?Hmm.Oh, thank you.Ah.Bello.- Uh...- ...please.You're not allowed in without an adult.Scram, hooligans!Oh.Uh, mm.Ooh...Oh, la...Stuart...How many tickets, please?...please....please.Enjoy yourself, love.Thank you!It was nowhere near Hyde Park!Bob's your uncle.Huh, hmm.Okay.Okay.Huh? Ah!He-hey.Okay.Hey!What are you doing here?This is a restricted area!Hands in the air!No...Stop that!Get back.Yay!Ah!Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Bob, Stuart...So...So, you came forthe Queen's crown, did you?Well, you're gonnahave to get through me!The Keeper of the Crown!Ow! Hey!You think it's funny to mock the elderly,do you?Uh...I've been up here for decades,just waiting for someone to tryand steal the Queen's treasure!Okay.What are you saying?Never mind, don't care!Oh, no!Oh, no, you don't!Oh, flippin' heck!What's goin' on?Bob...Eh... Hmm.Wow.Hello!Huh?Hello!Stone the crows!Stop him, lads!Wait!Go for the legs!Gordon Bennett!Kevin!The Queen'sbeen kidnapped, Sarge!Blimey!Hyah! Hyah!Ooh!Ha! Boo-ya!Huh. Hyah! Hyah!What's going on?Bello!Oh, my goodness!- Whoa!- Ha-ha!No!Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!Huh? Hmm?Huh?Oh, no, no, no, no, no!Oh, dear!Ah! Ahhh!Yeah!You scoundrel!After them! Uh-oh.Stop the blighter!Go on, grab him!Huh?Huh? Oh.Cor, blimey!One of England's most famousmyths has become a realityas a new king has been crowned.Bob, who appears to bea bald, jaundiced child,has pulled the famed swordright from its stone,which, legend dictates,makes him the new king.Tiny yellow traitor!England!England! England!England!England! England!England! England...Ha, ha!Bello!Bello!Cut!Hey, Bob.Hello, King Bob.Uh...Welcome to Buckingham Palace.Uh, no.Oh, what's the matter,Your Majesty?Whatever's bothering you,we can make it right.Just name it!Oh.Buddies!Buddies! Buddies!Buddies!Oh.Uh...King Bob!Long live the king!King Bob!...Bob......King...So...King Bob!Oh... Yeah!King Bob! Wait!- Wow!- Whoa!Whoo-hoo!Oh...Yee-haw!King Bob!Hyah!Hmm? Huh! Ah!Yes, King Bob. Oh.King Bob?King Bob?Ah, Claire.Mmm, Tiffany.Rawr!Ball!How dare you!Scarlet!Don't you "Scarlet" me,you backstabbing little traitors!Using Herb's inventionto steal my crown?I feel used.Not gonna lie.You stole my dream!I was going to conquer England someday!There was gonna be a coronation,and I was goingto be made Queen.Every moment was planned.I'd wear a dress so sparkly,it glowed!And everyone who ever doubtedme would be watching,and they would be crying!I was going to be the pictureof elegance and class!And you pinheads screwed it up!No, no, no!No, no, no, King Bob!You cannot just abdicate the throne!Who invited the square?And you definitely cannot justgive the job to this woman!There are laws!Boss....Boss....Scarlet Popapil!King Bob hasofficially changed the law,clearing the wayfor Scarlet Overkillto be crowned Queen of England!She will be coronated at London'shistoric Westminster Abbey.If I wasn't so polite, I'd say thisspells certain doom for the country,if not the world.But I'm so very polite thatI shall keep my mouth shut.But, seriously,we're all in big trouble.Scarlet! Scarlet!I don't have timeto answer any questions.I just want to thank the Minionsfor going above andbeyond the call of duty.You are three tiny, golden......pill-shapedmiracle workers,and you have stolen notjust England but my heart.Scarlet, over here!Pardon me?Eh?Wow! So many!Good for you!Well, you'll allget what you deserve.Serve!...serve!Whoo-hoo!Oh.Go ahead, go ahead.Uh...Uh...I don't want you to take thisthe wrong way, but I hate you.I thought I could get over what you did,but I feel so betrayed.I think...Yes, I think we're gonna have to break up.And it's not you.Wait, hold on.It is you. It's 100% you!No, no.So get comfortable, Minions.Get real, real comfortable.Because this is whereyou're going to spendthe rest of yourworthless little lives.All right!Let's do this!Herb!Who's thishandsome "Herb" fella?No, my name is "Blerb."I'm a dungeon master.Prepare for torture, which I do!All right, are we comfy?Doesn't matter! This is torture!- Huh.- Oh.Wow! Harder than I thought.Next machine!Oh, welcome to Hang Town!Population, you!Oh.Whoo-hoo!Cut it out! This isreally unprofessional!There's no laughingin the dungeon!I wanna see tears andI wanna hear screams,or I'm gonna get... Wait!Hey!Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!Ah!Look at this!Argh!Hello!Will the future king, Herb Overkill,please come upstairsto prepare for the coronation?Well, I hope you learnedyour lesson for today.And by the way, it was me,Herb, the whole time!I don't even knowanyone named "Blerb"!Uh, Herb...Oh. Huh.I am hours away from becomingthe Queen of England!I know! It's a gas!I will finally get my crown.Yeah.It's all I've ever wanted.I'm going to be so happy.But let me ask yousomething, Fabrice.Does that look like this to you?Mrs. Overkill, the hair in that picture,it's just two wavy lines!Oh, so, what,now you're an art critic?I drew that when I was five years old!Get out of my sight!Bye, Fabrice!I liked him. He was fun.So, what do youthink of the dress?Oh, it's so beautiful.So fashion-forward. So Valentino.Gave it a sweetheart necklinebecause you're my sweetheart.The high collarand cinched waistreflect a simpler,more violent time.The material is a blend of taffetaand high-density body armor.Fully armed and loaded.And that glow, that's nuclear.Nice. Just one morething to do.Gotta look good for the public.Ugh.Do you mind?My pleasure.Little tighter, sweetie.Come on, I can take it.Little tighter.Tighter!Must have tiny waist.Seeing stars, seeing stars!Losing feeling in my legs. Perfect!Tie it, tie it, tie it, tie it.Huh?Ah. Bob! Stuart!Eh?- Ooh! Bello!- Ooh-ooh!Ah! Oh.Ah.Huh!Ah.- Eh, eh, Kevin...- ...Scarlet.Ah!"Porry Scarlet."- He, he!- ...Boss.Oh.Ah, okay!Huh?I love you, Scarlet!Queen wave, queen wave!Queen waving!- I am so, so excited!- This is perfect!Everyone looks so nice!Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!Oh, yes!And that music, oh!Who is that organist? She is good!Right? She looks like an Edna.Edna, you are very good!Who was that? Whoa!Thanks for doing this, padre.Big fan. Uh-huh.Come here, let me squeeze you!Oh, you are so squishy!...Scarlet.Go, go, Go!Ouch! Ouch!...sayonara!Ciao...Bob...Stuart!Aww! Oo-ooh!Okay!Oh! Beh...Will you to your powercause law and justice......Popapil!Oh!Ah...Hmm? Ah...Huh? Uh... Uh...Stopa!Bah!In mercy...No, no, no!Do you, Scarlet Overkill...Yeah!Huh? Oh?No!Uh, mmm......Bob.I proclaim thee,Scarlet Overkill,the Queen of England!Oh! Huh?Kevin!Huh?Scarlet! Scarlet,my queen?Somebody help me!Come on, come on!Lift on two. One, two!One, two!Huh?Scarlet! You're okay!He tried to kill me!Uh, no...Villains, this is no longer a coronation!It is an execution!Get them!Whoa, Nelly!Run, fellas, run!Come back here, you!Ah!Uh?Hyah!Aah!You're mine!Stuart, Bob! Uh...Oops!Oh!Hey! I got one!Tim!Huh?Oh? Aww! Oh!Uh? Eh?Tim!Stuart! Bob!Buddies!Mind the gap.Mind the gap.Mind the gap!Mind the gap! Mind the gap!Mind the gap.Mind the gap!He won't get away!He won't escape us!Huh?What about this one?Why did the queen go to the dentist?To get her teeth crowned.Heh!Tell us another one, Lizzy!Uh, uh...- Bello!- Oh!It's you.Everyone, this is oneof the little fellowswho stole the monarchy from me.And how's thatworking out for you?Uh, Scarlet...Oh, yes, yes, I saw whatwas going on on the telly.Uh, telly?What was meant tobe the coronation ofScarlet Overkill hasgone terribly wrong as...Move!Kevin, Kevin,I know you're out there.You think you've gotten away?Well, what do we have here?Bello!Oh, my goodness!Bob? Stuart?Which one shall I kill first?Little Bob? Stuart?Bob! Stuart!I will do it, Kevin,if you are not back here by dawn!Oh, my!No!...buddies!...Scarlet.There he is!Follow me!Ah! Ha-haa!Who the man, eh?Uh... Oh!Oh.Harder! It's just my head.Oh, no!This way! Let's get him!Go, go, go!No!Huh?Oh.Huh?Ultimate weapon initiated.Activation in three, two, one.Bello.Huh?...buddies!This is it, boys!Things do not look good for you.Oh, and I'm keeping the bear.Tim!You're not gonna need himwhere you're going.Heaven.Huh? Uh... Aah!Shoosh, shoosh,shoosh, shoosh! Oh!Huh? Ah!Bye-bye. Say bye-bye,Bob. Bye-bye!Huh?Oh, whoa!Wait, what? How did he...Hold my bear.Huh?Yippee! Whoo-hoo-hoo!Kevin!So, that's your plan?Make yourself a bigger target?Huh?K-K-Kevin? Hey!...Kevin!Whoa!Ow!And so help me,I never wanna see another one ofyour goofy, bug-eyedfaces ever again!Scarlet!Scarlet! Scarlet! What?Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!Oh no, you don't!Whoa!And just for the record,my little deviled eggs,you can thank Kevin for whatI'm about to do to you!Ow! Ow!Bob!Stuart! Buddies!Tony!Tom!Chris!You the man!Buddies! Mazel tov.Ugh! Ew!Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!Enough! This ends now!Kevin!You imbecile!Have fun exploding!Baby!What's the rush?Got to get out of here!Let us go!No, no, no, no!Kevin!Kevin...Huh?Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!Ooh!Stuart?Hmm.Bob?Okay.Ladies and gentlemen,we are here today to celebrate the Minions!Huh!The country owes youa great debt of gratitude.Bob, you were a wise and nobleking for all of eight hours.So for you, I offer this tinycrown for your teddy bear, Tim.Oh, very good, Bob!Oh, spectacular!I'm so proud of you boys!Oh, Stuart.For you, I have this beautiful,super-duper, incredible...Ah!...snow globe!Eh? Poglobe?Uh, ze...And look, look,hours of excitement!Oh, uh...Yippee.Uh, eh, gracias.Stuart, we're justmessing with you!Don't be mad at me,it was Kevin's idea.Kevin!We have a muchbetter surprise for you!...super mega ukulele!Uh... Wow!...poglobe.Thank you.Right. Uh...And finally, Kevin!You are a hero ofthe highest order.For your bravery and valor,I am knighting you.From here on out,you are Sir Kevin.Well done.What a beautiful moment!Kumbaya!Kumbaya!The nation, nay, the world wascelebrating Kevin, Stuart and Bob.The last few thousand years were rough,no question,but things werefinally going their way!Kevin had never been more proud.But something was missing.Yes, good show, good show!My crown is gone! It's gone!Blimey!She's lost the crown!Oh, my days!Scarlet?Scarlet! Hey!...Scarlet! Hey!They took everything from me!My castle! My reputation!Things look bleak,baby, I'm not gonna lie!But now at leastI have my crown!Child, give me that back.No, I don't think so!You have no idea whoyou're messing with!I am the greatestsuper-villain of all time!Oh!Were you?B... B... Buddies...Ah!...Boss! Ha, ha!Get back! Are you really goingto allow that little penguinto make off with my crown?Herb.I'm done.For me?Bye-bye!Big boss!And that is howthe Minions found their new boss.He was cunning,he was evil, he was perfect.He was despicable.Huh?Banana!Banana!Banana!Banana! Banana! Banana!Banana!Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!Gru! Gru! Gru!Gru!Bob...Hey! Come back here!Freeze ray!

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