He tried to give me and my squad nicknames the other day.

Poodle's girlfriend is like... the gay sand lord or something, she loves it.

But he got angry because we wouldn't give him a nickname.

Also... this guy. He used to crush on me. He asked me out on Valentine's Day.

I politely declined, and he freaked out, screaming, "MY LIFE IS RHINED IN DEAD ITS NOT OK ANYMORE!!!!"!"!

Poodle just glanced at him, raised an eyebrow, and said, "And this is why Puddle won't date you." And went back to her phone.

It was beautiful