dedicated to my mochi reader: FrancinneAnne who's been asking some parenting advice since she's JIN in her co-ARMY friends BTS-RP.

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PARENTING ADVICE 101 by yours truly, JIN KIM

Being a mom is a huge responsibility worst if you have to a 5 children and a husband who----okay make that 6 children.

ANyways.. 

A/n: I miss you all. I finally got a chance to write again, i''m sorry about the "I QUIT" post, it was Felipe, he was on an emo life right now he---

FELIPE: IT WAS NOT A LIFE MOM! ITS JUST A PHASE! *slams door and left*

ok.

parenting advice.

• HAVE MORE PATIENCE.

• When everything's fucked up, smile and flip your hair. You're Jin, the fab. They should be the one who's stress on you. They can't resist fab mom

• Rant only when everyone's in the house. it's better to stay calm at first and when the pail is full , then blast off and burn everyone with your saliva showering from your mouth like how Jin rant infront of Namjoon when NJ complained about his gift. *shraegs*

• Join and have fun with your kids, they might think you're a cool mom if you join them and be like one of em instead of scolding them and shit...even you're the one who's getting bullied.

• still hold the respect, even you're doing the advice above, still save some respect for yourself, like be cool with your kids and if they're starting to become shitheads, then go to the kitchen, take a pan and slap it on their face. With that, they might remember who's still the boss in their house.

• Fake it till you make it.Even you might look awkward, still blending in with them would win their heart. BUT DO NOT FORGET THE POISE AND FABNESS ON YOUR ACTIONS. YOU'RE JIN! Not.........suho . okay. wtf am i saying

• Love pink. . . . . idunno. just do it.

OKAY. Now for individual children treatment.

HOW TO CONTROL THE 6 PEST-----PEOPLE of your BANGTAN LIFE

SUGA: we know this kid is cold, lazy, and shit. but do not be harsh on him, remember, he's your eldest son, scolding him infront of the younger ones would degrade his reputation, so to take control of him, act cool and patient on him but when he's losing respect, take his neck pillow and point a knife at it... or just simply lay at hand on him while saying "I'm your FUCKING mom, have respect" . .BOYYYYYYY hearing their NON-SWEARING MOM swearing would scare the balls out of the most swearing son.

JHOPE: there's no problem with this child, just wear some ear covers, earphones or anything that might destroy your hearing....also, remember, this child is the key to your dancing... moving on. Keep him away of Kookie, or else you'll be staying at the hospital again for having an injured child for a week.

NAMJOON: not your child, he's your bae...but......HE STILL ACT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD---*calms down with poise like Jin*---just b like a lovable wife at him because he's the reason why you have 5 beautiful NORMAL children.. be ready since this human destroys most of your furnitures in the house and your Mario collectibles and shits.... but this man really loves you that he would even dye his hair pink just for you...even dye his SONS hair pink just for you since he knows you love pink...well.. except for kookie who's the fucking lil shit who doesnt like his mom's favorite color.

JIMIN: THIS CHILD IS EITHER THE PROBLEM OR ANGEL CHILD. He might be the most responsible shit on your children and the mochi baby but he might also be the reason why you'll be facing a lot of fangirls knocking on your door receiving different types of tantrums: either its love, hate, gifts or even screaming they have to marry---boy.....WTF!!! just, keep him lock inside the house or it wiill be an apocalypse. PS. this child loves you so much.

V: he might be the most @##!#!@#@# child among the children but shit . you . not . he's the most sweetest bb of them all. Just be prepared to bring a translator since this child speaks different languages that you cannot, and also have many patience.......take the scissors away from him or your wardrobe will be DEATH. And, in order to control him, just put SUGA with him or your husband then he'll behave. okay?

JUNGKOOK: this child is the hardest. DO. NOT. BOILED UP. or this savage motherfucker will put the gas on you and would enjoy seeing you burned up. Literally. To control this mutt. Just tell him you're going to cook a lamb skewer, or tease to a girl or worst,blackmailing him about his ridiculous videos being sent to IU. In an instant he will worship you. But low key, Kookie is a momma's boy.

So if you have questions or wants advice from BTS just let me know and I'll ask them for some answers.. love you. ANyway,, are you still alive on their Spring Day and Not Today comeback? ♥ Hahahha I'm like a proud mom here T_T

- poipoi