Because of YOURS TRULY Im trying my best to lure him into our world of KPoP

So when i was watching BTS Go Go Go while fangirling.....

I introduced him the members... and glad to know he copes up immediately... but not perfectly because yeah......

"THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME.*montoned*" 
- Him. god I almost punch him when he said that.

But no. I really challenged him to name them at every cam focus they had at the perf.

So he already know a couple of them mostly, THE VOCAL LINE but zero balance with the RAP LINES... and heres how he remembers them..

J I M I N

Me: (points at Jimin)

Him: jimin -_-
(yeah. With a frowning face because he knows i go crazy with my bias and he gets jealous HAHAHAHAHA)

Me: howdyou know?

Him: duh -_- obviously. (shows my phone while scrolling milions of jimin photos)

Me: HAHAHAHAHA OK. NEXT.

V

Me: (points at V)

Him: V?

Me: why? Howdyu knw?

Him: he was that guy on the kdrama you show me...........forcefully... and he had a unique facial feature. *you-happy-now??? smile*

Me: I. Am. SO. PROUD. OF YOU. T_T okaaay next. *while pulling his face like a pizza dough*

JUNGKOOK

Me: *points at Kookie*

Him: JUNGKOOK -_-

Me: WHYYYYYY~ ? :D

Him: Because he has round eyes and....hair is dark

Me: *proud af*

JIN

Me: *points at Seokjin*

Him: JIN

Me: SPELL IT

Him: J-----EAN? 

Me: WTF! NO! It's J---I--N..

Him: Ok. Whatever. Jin.

Me: How you got it right? :DDDD

Him: He and Jungkook has the same round eyes.....and dark hair.

Me: OKAY.. SOOOOO NEXT IS THE RAPPER LINE!

Him: RAPPER WHAT?

R A P P E R  L I N E

Me: *points at Rapmon* WHO DAT!?

Him: Oh. that's J----hope? Swaeg

Me: *points at Jhope* Ew... so, who diz?

Him: JHope.

Me: *facepalmed* Oka? So,,,, this? *points at Suga*

Him: RAP----Idon'tknow what---it's RAP something--

Me: KILL ME NOW!!!!

Me: THAT *Rapmon* TALL TREE WITH A BLONDE hair? IS. RAPMON--OK? RAP-MONSTER~ THE LEADER!

Him: But he look like Jhope--

Me: NO! HE DONT LOOK LIKE JHOPE---*trying to chill af*---so next....

Me: THAT! *Jhope* is the REAL JHOPE that you keep on GUESSING... THERE IS NO OTHER JHOPE ON THE WORLD. He is the main dancer and rapperrrrr

Him: Ooooooh------the one you said who looks like Vice Ganda?

Me: ((trying to ignore what he just said)) ---- OK NEXT. THIS-----SMALL EYES GUMMY PATOOTI---*Suga*

Him: JIMIN!!!

Me: nice try---I ship them too-

Him: Ship? *crunching eyes, confused pes*

Me: I mean. THAT IS SUGA.... SUUUUGGGGAAAAAA~ the main rapper too and the cold rock of the team and he is so talented that he helps on creating their music.... he is not jimin, okay?Jimin has small sharp voice Suga raps and had big crunchy voice...ok??

Him: But he has small eyes---

Me: Yes, yours too. (because he really had small eyes like Jimin's / Suga) so shut up..

Him: so that means I  can be Jimin???

Me: *rubs his face like a handtowel* No. You can't be my hubby in korea. HAHAHAHHA *savage*

Him: *frowns*

Me: OKAY!!!! So... again..... *points at all the members*

Bottomline:

1. He nailed the Vocal Line but getting lost with the Rapper Line.

2. Namjoon = Jhope ; dunno how-the fuck he sees it

3. Still says, "They all have the same face."