Hobi: awww puppies were so cute. So cute. Come here little puppies. *cute voice* come here...

Puppy: *licks his face* *barks* *waggling his tail*

Hobi: hehehe he likes me.. so cute. Too bad. I got no money :(

Puppy: what. What the fu-----put me down. PUT ME DOWN NIGGA. PUT ME FUCKING DOWN. NOW.

Hobi:

Puppy: no money, no touch.

Hobi: