Namjoon: Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

Your Number: IT'S HIS BF. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Namjoon: not to be rude but i'm talking to Y/n. If you please, give her phone. I'm not interested in you. You got no jams.

Namjoon: btw. I'm Rapmonster. Hi. You can google my name tho 

Jin: Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

Your Number: IT'S HIS BF. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Jin: O-O DID YOUR MOM RAISED YOU RIGHT! WHAT A VERY RUDE WORD TO SAY! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE SAID THAT WORD. I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE

Jin: I BET YOUR WORDS ARE UGLY AS YOUR FACE!

Jin: HOW DARE YOU!!!

Suga: Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

Your Number: IT'S HIS BF. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Suga: fuck. 

Suga: lol

Suga: wrong Y/n.

Suga: Infires~ Swaegonna go

*then never texted her again. EVER*

Jhope: Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

Your Number: IT'S HIS BF. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Jhope: *threw phone away* 
Jhope: *walked to the darkest corner of the room
Jhope: *curled like a fetus*
Jhope: *tried. not. to. cry*
Jhope: Hobi scared

Jimin: Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

Your Number: IT'S HIS BF. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Jimin: *Hey Y/n's BF. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

V: Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

You: IT'S HIS BF. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

V: oh. 

V: Sorry. Wrong number. :) I thought you're Y/n. I'm gonna text her. Sorry for the disturbance.

V:  Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

Your Number: It's still his bf

V: shit

Jungkook: Hey Y/n. You're getting sexy. How are you? ;)

Your Number: IT'S HIS BF. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Jungkook: SORRY

Jungkook: Are you jealous?

Jungkook: don't worry, your girlfriend likes me more than you. You'll breakup soon :)