Army: *Cooing baby kookie*

Jungkook: what are you doing

Army: Awwww such a cute babyyy.. babbyyyyy... goo goo ga ga

Jungkook: i'm not a baby

Army: *like talking to a baby* yeeesss.. yes you are babyyyyy .. awww so cute.

Jungkook: i said im not a baby

Army: yessss yesss you aaaare

Jungkook: i'm not a baby..

Army: ye--

Jungkook: bitch i can make fucking babies now.

Army: . .

Jin: *glares*

BTS: *shook* **shocked**

Jungkook: *climbs back to crib* what