A/n: oh shit. i just realized that Danica_Rielle24 requested "BTS DOING SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME" and I read it as "BWI DOING SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME" I'm sorryyy T_T but hope you like this. hehe Yeongseohe~

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*cooking*

V: *thinking infront of the stove*

Jin: Okay.. what's next?

V: Hyung I'm very sure there's something wrong with my cooking... I already put the onions, the carrots.. the seaweed... AUGH!! HYUNG I 'M SORRY I FAILED YOU!!! I DONT KNOW HOW TO MASTER YOUR SEAWEED SOUP---

Jin: *sigh* *rubbing his nose bridge* *walks to the stove* 

Jin: *opens the stove while looking at V* You forgot to open the stove.

V: *guilty smile* HIHIHI OHHHHH.. My bad 

Jin: *walks out while screaming in frustration*

*doing his calculus subject*

Namjoon: *teaching V and mentioning math words* OI. are you even listening.

V: I'M FOLLOWING...

Namjoon: V...

V: I SAID I'M---

Namjoon: Give me that.. Are you even listening to the words I'm saying. It's your exam tomorrow and you don't even got the clue on what calculus is.

V: HAHAHA. .it's so easy. dont worry about me. I've Bwi the great. remember.

/on their exam on the next day/

V: (in mind) what the hell are theese---ughh Hyuuung. . . teacher. may i go to the bathroom?

/inside the bathroom/

V: *insert the part in prologue where v is badly broken while making a call* 

V: Hyung.....I really need you right now Hyung...

*doing backflips*

Jungkook: Are you sure you wa---

V: YES!

Jungkook: Hyung please pay attent---

V: OKAY WHAT SHOULD WE--

Jungkook: Please calm down and stretch for a---

V: OKAY I'M GONNA DO IT!

Jungkook: HYUNG!!!!!!!!!!

/in the hospital/

V: *in plasters and in hospital bed* WOOOOH EXTREME!! ^^

Jin: I told you not to teach him that

Jungkook: HE--

Namjoon: I said dont talk back to jin.

Jungkook: Ugggghhhhhhh *storms out*

*flirting*

Jimin: Okay... so. Let's start on talking dirty.. you know that?

V: OOooooohh talking dirteeehyy~ yes. Bwi knows.. *rape face*

Jimin: ehhh.. o--okay.. so.. show me what you got. Pretend I'm Y/n..

V: hihihi. I dont talk dirty to Y/n. I became so shy on thing--- 

Jimin: *giggling* as if.... stop denying. okay now.. show me. I'm gonna tell you mine after yours.

V: Ummmm.. Okay okay . I got one. /leans to Min's ear/ Hey Chim-- 

/Justin T's Sexy Back cues on the background/

Jimin: Yeah?

V: *whispering on Jimin's ears* I got something to tell you...really.. really.. dehr---tey.. 

Jimin: What is it.

V: I.....think....I pooped my pants hyung.

Jimin: *slowly pulled away from V with a poker face* That's why it stinks starting a while ago. You're excuse V. *disgusted face*

V: sorry

*Doing A Wave*

Jhope: *does a wave*

V: *does a wave*

Jhope: *does another wave*

V: *does a tidal wave*

Jhope: *does a wave*

V: *does a fucking strong tidal wave*

Jhope: What the hell are you doing!

V: I'M POSEIDON RIGHT NOW HYUNG!!!

Jhope: AAAAAAAHHHHH! YOU'RE SPLASHING WATER ON ME! SOMETHING WENT INTO MY EAR T_T

/V and Hobi playing as a Water Bender at the pool/

*staying still*

Suga: 

V: 

Suga: 

V: ugh

Suga: . . 

V: how long are we gonna

Suga: shut up

V: Hyuuuunnnnnggggggg

Suga: shut up

V: I CANT DO THIS I THINK I'M STARTING TO BE CRAZY

Suga: youre already crazy tae

V: EXCUSE ME!? O_o

Suga: shut up and stay still

V: WHY ARE WE DOING THIS!!!

Suga: I SAID SHUT UP! DO YOU THINK BEING LOUD AND SHIT MAKES US SURVIVE THIS ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

/Train to Busan shit finally reached Seoul/

V: yaaay. They heard us

Suga: fuck

/running from the zombies/