Aladdin: I CAN SHOW YOU THE--

Jimin: A WHOLE NEW WORLD~

Aladdin: AHHH!! WHO THE FUCK--

Jimin: Ahh I'm Park Jimin. 20 Years Old. Lives in--

Aladdin: I MEAN-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING--

Jimin: You took the wrong 'MIN' bro.

/Princess Jasmine screaming below/

Jimin: I guess your bae's mad now..

Aladdin: Fuck. Okay, I'm gonna bring you back and don't touch anyth---

Jimin: Oooh a Genie's Lamp..can I make a wish? *starts rubbing the lamp* I wish for J--

Aladdin: I SAID DONT TOUCH ANYTHING! Hands off dude. Gimme that.

Jimin: Oh, okay. Anyway, we can finish the whole song right?

Aladdin: . . . 

Jimin: No? . . . okay

Aladdin: . . .

Jimin: So... was that you and your bae's theme song?

Aladdin: . . . 

Jimin: I like your flying carpet--

Aladdin: LOOK! YOU'RE A STRANGER OKAY? AND WE JUST MET. SO THAT MEANS, I'M NOT GOING TO DO CHITCHAT WITH YOU... I'm gonna bring you down--and make sure, next time.. it's my princess whom I'm taking with. THIS DIDN'T HAPPENED OKAY??

Jimin: Oh--okay. :D so can I make a wish with your lamp now---

Aladdin: HANDS. OFF.

/after 3 mins silence/

Jimin: . . . . soooo, can you really show her the world?

Aladdin: ASNDJKASJDLBAJVFBAJLJL!!11!1!!!!!!