To my swag child

Dating Namjoon would include

Ω ‎perverted text messages

Ω teasing on facetime lmao ‎
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Ω Never letting go of your hand in public

Ω Deep romantic poetry if he's on tour

Ω Matching hoodies

Ω him sending you funny pictures when you're at work

Ω You whining when he tells you he's gonna take you out but takes you to the studio instead ‎

Ω Smiling at your sleeping form

Ω looking at you helplessly when he breaks something

Ω "Don't laugh Jagiya"

Ω "Joonie you're god of destruction they can make a video game on you or something"

Ω Him lowkey enjoying your shitty comments

Ω random butt grabbing in public

Ω "told you not to wear that dress baby doll"

Ω forcing him to piggyback you bcs he's tall af

Ω kissing your elbow and fingertips bcs he thinks they're pretty

Ω #kimsdaily getting your approval before he posts the picture

Ω Saying some deep shit about some furniture and you scoff at him

Ω "Namjoon it's just a chair"

Ω he'll nod and then put his head low then you feel all guilty and peck his cheek

Ω Forcing you to speak in his song in the bg or he'll make you laugh so he can have it in his song

Ω you both will have a cupboard built for the converse

Ω Arguing with him but making up by straddling his lap and muffling a sorry into his neck

Ω you can't see him smiling tho

Ω His voice making you horny af bcs let's be real he's raaap monsta
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Ω kissing his forehead when he's stressed

Ω he'll randomly give you hickeys when you working on something

Ω attacking him with kisses bcs he's so handsome

Ω staying up and talking to him until you both fall asleep

Ω Awkwardly cuddling with him bcs you know he a pervert

Ω He will advice you about work bcs smartass alert

Ω When you go to buy groceries he already knows what the bill gonna be
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Ω admiring him rapping to cypher ‎
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Ω Reading books together when he lays on your lap

Ω cheesy pick up lines in several different languages

Ω "Namjoon I need Google translate"

Ω him holding your wrist and telling you what it means

Ω you getting all emo and it ends in a heated make out session

Ω The morning after he tries to make you breakfast but burns the food
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Ω him calling Jin and Jin laughing but giving instructions

Ω Tbh you and Jin are gonna be rly close friends

Ω lazy mornings with joon ‎

Ω Steamy shower make outs
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Ω turning you on in public by whispering dirty things

Ω you get to meet his family and he's really shy and sweet bwoi

Ω Falling for him harder when you see him caring for his family so much

Ω Pretending to be in pain when he sings vocal lines

Ω laughing to his lame science puns

Ω Rapping cypher in front of him on the couch with one of his snapbacks

Ω "I'm so fucking lucky Jagi"

Ω Having aesthetic pictures with him

Ω Aesthetic couple

Ω Buying you loads of random stuff when he's on tour

Ω "you bought me air tight containers???"

Ω "actually"

Ω "Joonie no"

Ω fucking his hair up when he sleeps on your lap

Ω "I don't even know why I love you so much"

Ω you playfully pulling his cheeks and poking his dimples

Ω Dancing stupidly with him

Ω Jin being protective about namjoon when you scold him

Ω Joonie kissing away your pouts and then smirking

Ω Never letting you stay sad bcs he will start singing or make silly raps about how ugly you look sad

Ω The sexy bitch kink

Ω trouble when you're really pissed at namjoon

Ω His hand going to be on your waist when you're out on a date

Ω Blushing because he randomly compliments you

Ω Spoils you by taking you out to expensive places

Ω being really supportive when he's tensed

Ω He's actually a sweetheart who never wants to hurt you

Ω He's gonna lick his lips to tempt you
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Ω The wtf expression when you surprise him

Ω Tight hugs when he's going on tour

Ω Wild kissing when he comes back from tour ‎
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Ω fake crying on the phone

Ω Not caring if maknae line calls him lovesick

Ω Laughing when he says people are scared of him ‎
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Ω randomly sending and dedicating songs to you bcs he loves you lotd