KNBB pt. 1 🔥

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Teacher: Why are you absent?

Jin: Ma'am, may Cardiovascular Disease po ako!

Teacher: Sige i-spell mo nga ang sakit mo!

Jin: Joke lang po, ubo lang po talaga!

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Teacher: Nangopya ka na naman sa katabi mo 'no? Parehong-pareho sagot niyo!

Suga: Ma'am, siguro po dahil parehong-pareho din ang mga tanong niyo!

Teacher: Grrr!

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Teacher: J-Hope, spell horse!

J-Hope: H....O....

Teacher: Bilisan mo!

J-Hope: H....O....R...

Teacher: Sabing bilisan mo!!

J-Hope: Ya! Tigidig!!! Tigidig!!! Tigidig, tabi!!

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Teacher: Okey class, our lesson for today is Science. Before I proceed, what is science?

Rapmon: Ma'am!! Ma'am!! Ako ma'am, alam ko answer!

Teacher: Yes Rapmon, what is Science?

Rapmon: Ma'am! Science is our lesson for today.

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Teacher: Jiminezia, 1 + 3?

Jiminezia: Ma'am 4 po.

Teacher: Oh ikaw, Jimin. 3+ 1?

Jimin: Ayan na! Ayan na! Langya, kapag mahirap sa akin. FAVORITISM!!

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Teacher: Class, what is ethics?

V: Sir, ethics are those cousins of ducks! What can you say sir?

Teacher: It is a very nice answer! That duck will lay an egg and that egg will be your grade!!

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Teacher: Jungkook, paano mo nagawa na ma-perfect ang exam mo ha?

Jungkook: Bilib ka na sa akin ma'am? Mata ko pa lang ginamit ko diyan ha? Paano pa kaya kung pati utak ko na..