KNBB pt. 2 🔥

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Jin: Halu? Yesh? Pink Princess speakining ingleshing. The most gorgeous dyosa in the world, and the most virgin in the sex room, Kim SeokJin!

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/nagring/

Suga: Swaeg. Yah? WRONG NUMBER KA!!! /binaba at natulog/

/nagring/

Suga: Swaeg. Yah? WRONG NUMBER KA RIN!! /natulog muli/

/nagring/

Suga: PUTANGINA MO!!! SABING WRONG NUM--

Jimin: I hart u. Pwede ba ko pumunta sa kwarto mo?

Suga: S-SURE! WHY NOT NA MALAGKIT NA SOBRA SA HABA 'DI BA? BUKAS ANG PINTO PARA SA'YO ❤ INFIRES.

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JHope: 30WwzZ?'' h0r$hy v4v4 r3$1D3nc3?'' cn0 ph0w$zzZZ 1+0?

JHorse: Yung tauhan niyo po ito. Ano? Papatayin na po ba namin yung mga nanginsulto sa mahiwaga niyong deadly weapon?

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Namjoon: Yep hello? Namjoon speaking. Who's this? Oh wait. I'll guess. The girl no. 1 that I met in the park yesterday, the girl no. 2 in the fountain a while ago, the girl no. 3 in the mall or the girl no. 4 in the parking lot?

Jin: ASAWA MO ITO HAYUF KA! ETO YUNG PANG-69 GIRL MO, PUNYEMAS KA! NAMJOON!!!

Namjoon: Ha? C-choppy ka darling. C-choppy mamaya na lang. Bye! Bye!

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Jimin: Hello? Machong Jimin speaking. Isa ka ba sa mga babaeng magpapaschedule mamayang gabi? Bukas ng gabi? Susunod na gabi and so on?

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Jimin: Oh Anjelyn, my regular customer. ❤

(Oh tangna fo, #MinAnjPornEverPornLife 😂)

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V: Hello.. Sino kaaaa!!! Hindi kita kilalaaaaa!! Hindi ko pinataaaay feels mooo!! Sadyang gwapooo akooo!!!

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Jungkook: The number you have dialed is may nilalanding iba. Please stop hoping, nagmumukha ka lang tanga.