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Yoongi: Can any of you please reach that CD up there in that shelf

Namjoon: are you kidding me Yoongi even Jimin can reach that

Jimin: he's a small turtle obviously he can't reach

Yoongi: you better shut your mouth up little bitch bc you're gonna get hit so hard

Jimin: only if you can reach me AHAHAHAHAHA

Yoongi: THATS IT IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS

Jimin: onlY IF YOU CAN CHASE ME

Namjoon: i'm done with both of yOU OMFG

Jungkook: but isn't Yoongi hyung a bit taller than Jimin hyung

Jin: that's only a little bit though

Hoseok: Hyung, you do know those two are chasing each other right?

Jin: yes, but once they see me with these knives they're going to be scared af

Hoseok: but hyung those are butter knives what

Jin: SHHHSHSHSHSHHSHS

Taehyung: THEY'RE PLAYING TAG? WITHOUT ME?

Jimin: BITCH'S TOO SLOW AHAHAHAH

Taehyung: YOONGI HYUNG LETS GET HIM

Hoseok: ....you know, if you let them chase each other, it's going to take a while right?

Jin: Why are you talking to me like you're my mother i'm older than you and you should listen to momma Jin okay

Hoseok: um

Jin: i'm going to stop them by using this mario plushy

Hoseok: how?

Jin: jimin never watches where he's going so that kid's going to slip on his ass

Hoseok: omg that's genius

Jin: watch. JIMIN? I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. COME, HURRY!

Jimin: YESSSSSSS *RUNS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE* *FALLS*

Jimin: holY SHIT OUCH WTF WAS THAT

Jin: hey watch your language

Jimin: I JUST SAID-

Jin: SHSHSHSHSHHHHHSHH. LISTEN TO ME.

Jimin: WHAT

Jin: YOU ARE ACTING REALLY CHILDISH.
STOP PICKING ON YOUR HYUNG AND PLAY WITH TAEHYUNG.

Jimin: CHILDISH? SAYS THE ONE THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN TRYING TO SCARE ME WITH BUTTER KNIVES IN HIS HANDS AND OWNS A COLLECTION OF SUPER MARIO PLUSHIES AND HAS SUPER MARIO BED SHEETS AND RILAKKUMA sHET

Jin: YOU'RE GETTING IT NOW BITCH

Yoongi: i still need that cd

Jimin: oh SHIT

Taehyung: HAHA YOU'RE OUT BITCH