Taehyung: "What happened last night?"

Suga: "You were drunk..."

Taehyung: "No I wasn't."

Suga: "You were cutting all the pineapples and yelling SPONGEBOB! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"

Taehyung: ...

Suga: ...

Taehyung: "What?"

Suga: "What?"