"It tastes like you're gaining weight. But it's good."

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"I didn't know fire could be that hot!"

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"What am I suppose to do? I was awkward since I was born!"

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"I can do 100 push ups in one time."

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"I rap just like... Jay-Z!"

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"You don't know 'annyeonghaseyo'?"

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"Mango! Mango! Only mango! Okay!"

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"Ah it stings! Are foreign onions always this strong?!"