Jin: "Ugh I'm gaining weight. I don't know what to do..."

Taehyung: "Just cancel all of your 'Eat Jin' broadcasts..."

Jin: "Hell no Tae Tae! Food is my life!"

Namjoon: "Then just start eating less..."

Hoseok: "Yeah. You eat too much hyung..."

Jin: "How do you expect me to eat less!? If I told you to eat less, would you do it!?"

Namjoon: "Okay, calm down..."

Jimin: "Try working out and lose the weight."

Jin: "Excuse me? You want me to go workout? I cannot make this 'face' become all sweaty, Jimin."

Suga: "Hm... You should do something, or you're just going to grow ugly and fat."

Jin: "I don't wanna be ugly or fat! Isn't there an easier way to lose some pounds!?"

Jungkook: "Hyung. Why don't you try taking off your makeup?"

[A/N Had so much fun writing this in the middle of the night, don't know why...]