Jin~

"I guess we're having roasted chicken for dinner today..."

Jungkook~

"I just roasted Yoongi hyung a few weeks ago during our argument. Who had an argument with the chicken?"

V~

*lights himself on fire to be one with the chicken*

Jimin~

"NO! THAT CHICKEN IS HOTTER THAN ME! (literally) IT'S GOING TO CATCH JUNGKOOK'S ATTENTION!" *runs everywhere to find a fire extinguisher*

Suga~

"Now that's INFIRES~"

Rap Monster~

"Dafaq? Why the hell is that chicken on fire?" *sees Tae on fire too* "Nobody even mention Taehyung to me."

J-Hope~

"Oh my! I will save you from your burning misery, for I am your hope!"