[Requested by allynalovesbangtan]

V: "GUYS! I want you guys to meet my other family!"

Jin: "Whut?"

V: "My family!"

Jimin: "We all know you're from an alien planet Tae, but it's clearly impossible for your family to be here..."

Rap Monster: "What do you mean by 'other' family?"

V: *brings Baekhyun and Daehyun*

V: "My eomma and appa!"

Suga: *walks in*

Suga: "Now there's three Taehyungs? You've gotta be kidding me..."

J-Hope: "It's so nice to meet you sunbae-nims!"

J-Hope: *shakes their hands and hugs them*

Jungkook: "They all look so alike! It's as if Taehyung really is their kid!"

Jin: "So this is the eyeliner family? I don't see anyone more beautiful than me. Besides, I wear eyeliner better than all of you."

Baekhyun: "Um. Could someone help get J-Hope off of my leg...?"

Rap Monster: "What the f*ck Hoseok? Keep your hands to yourself and go play with your barn friends in your room."

Jimin: *walks up to Daehyun*

Jimin: "So... I hear you could hit high notes really well..."

Daehyun: "Yeah...?"

Jimin: "I challenge you to a high note battle!"

Daehyun: "But. I heard that you're jamless..."

Jimin: *cries his high note*

*after a few minutes of chaos*

V: "Am I adopted?"

All: *gasp*