Jin~

*hic* "Look at you, you need a makeover." *rubs alcohol all over your face*

Jungkook~

*can't be drunk since he can't drink* "What do you mean I'm not legal!?"

V~

"Hee hee!" *thinks he's Joker* "Why-" *hic* "-so serious?"

Jimin~

*strips* "I'm sexy~"

Suga~

*knocked out*

Rap Monster~

"One more bottle please!" Bartender: "I'm sorry sir, you've broken all the bottles, there's none left!"

J-Hope~

*thinks he's a horse and starts galloping around*