Jin~

"Okay son, you are going to wear all pink and remember to only talk to pretty people."

Jungkook~

"Just punch everyone who's mean to you and that will get you through your life 99.848375823729% of your life."

V~ 

"Okay children, I will show you how to make friends." *starts sniffing everything in sight*

Jimin~

"Remember if you get ignored, you can still keep yourself company by talking to yourself."

Suga~ 

"Screw school, it's okay because you all have swag~"

Rap Monster~ 

"What do you mean you accidentally broke everything you touched!?

J-Hope~

"Be that person who always gives other people hope."