[Requested by Sarah_Haynes]

Jin~

"My beautiful soft skin! It's all wrinkly and saggy!" *faints*

Jungkook~

*the Golden Maknae is immortal, he never ages*

V~

*surprisingly doesn't age, becomes an alien*

Jimin~

*still working out* "I won't lose these abs until I die!"

Suga~

*on his retirement pension* "What more could I ask for at this age? I still got sweg and I could basically sleep all day."

Rap Monster~

*sexy brain becomes wise brain* "You know. As we age, we learn things in our lives. We gain experience."

J-Hope~

*on his rocking chair telling children the story of his life*