Jin~

"You drew a picture? Bet it won't be as pretty as my face."

Jungkook~

"Just because you can count to 100, you think you can become the new Golden Maknae? Ha, not gonna happen while I'm here."

V~

"OHMYDAYSSSSSSS!!!!!! I forgot the baby on the bus!!!!!!!"

Jimin~

"Oh, what a cute boy you are. I'll call you Kookie and you'll love me."

Suga~

"So kid, can you rap?" Kid: "Umm... no..." Suga: "Hmph! No damn swag."

Rap Monster~

*hands child a box with broken crayons* "Here, colour all you want." Child: "Why are they all broken?" Rap Monster: "Hush child! Don't you know that curiosity killed the cat?"

J-Hope~

*child insults horses* "How dare you!!!!! Well horses don't like you either." *sticks out tongue*