Jin~

"I'm the oldest so I'm obviously getting it, yall can swerve."

Jungkook~

"I'm telling on you guys if you don't give me it."

V~

*growls*

Jimin~

I have the charms of a sponge cake, so obviously I deserve it."

Suga~

*rises from sleep* "nO tHaT piZzA iS miNe."

BTS: HOLY SHIT HE'S AWAKE. YES, SIR MIN YOONGI OUT ALMIGHTY LORD AND SAVIOUR YOU MAY EAT ANYTHING YOU LIKE, SIRE."

Rap Monster~

"I deal with all your shit."

BTS: "F*ck, you're right. Fine, you eat it."

J-Hope~

"Ok~ Well, without me, you (Jin) and jam monster over there would be worse dancers than now."