Jimin: *scrolling through his feed*

Jimin: "What the fck!? Taehyung, why the heck are you caught in a scandal with my girlfriend!?"

V: "It's not me hyung. Besides, you have a girlfriend!?"

Jimin: "Forget it. Can't believe my girl is getting herself in trouble."

J-Hope: "PARK JIMIN!!!!! WHY ARE YOU IN A SCANDAL WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!?"

Jimin: "Wait, whut?"

J-Hope: "Were you with my girlfriend!?"

Jimin: "Hold on, Taehyung is caught in a scandal with my girlfriend, now I'm in a scandal with your girlfriend Hoseok?"

J-Hope: "YES! I don't like that! Stay away from my jagi!"

Jin: "Hoseok-ah, care to explain why you're in a scandal with my girlfriend right now?"

J-Hope: "I'm caught in a scandal too!? I'VE COMMITTED A SIN!"

Suga: "Why the hell is everyone in a scandal? This is why I don't get involved in your lives."

Jungkook: "I'm too young to be caught in scandals. I don't even know what girls are."

Jin: "You and your little innocent mind Kookie~ At least you're smart enough to stay away from my girlfriend."

Jin: *glares at J-Hope*

J-Hope: "I've been framed by the paparazzi! I swear hyung!"

Rap Monster: "If everyone is caught up in scandals with everyone else's girlfriend, why don't you just exchange girlfriends."

Suga: "Dafaq, that's just sick. You don't dump your girlfriend and exchange her just because she's caught in a scandal with another member."

Rap Monster: "Then why did you dump your girlfriend? I heard she took you outside and that was it."

Suga: "Changes needed to be made. That women took me outside and I got exposed to the sun."

Rap Monster: "Your logic hurts me."