Suga: "What is that smell? It smells like sugar and dough."

J-Hope: "It better be something good. Ever since Namjoon hyung started cooking, we've been having a charcoal rich diet. I swear that I've seen Taehyung cough up black dust."

Jin: "I've baked cookies!!!"

Suga: "Finally. Some real food around here."

Rap Monster: "What do you mean 'real food'? This isn't even a full course meal, cookies are just a snack and a dessert."

Suga: "You should go consult a doctor... I think the charcoal has gotten into your head."

Rap Monster: "WTF hyung. It isn't physically possible for charcoal to get into my head."

*Rap Monster starts rambling about the properties of charcoal*

Jin: "Jungkook-ah! Come get some cookies~"

Jungkook: *runs towards Jin*

Jungkook: "COOKIES! I feel so blessed that these are named 'Kookie'~"

Jungkook: *grabs two and walks away while eating them*

V: "Are you sure these cookies won't make me spit out black dust?"

Jin: "Of course they won't Taehyung. I made them~"

*can hear Rap Monster yelling in the distance*

V: *smiles*

V: *tries to grab a cookie, drops all of them on the floor*

Jin: "Oh no! You dropped the cookies!"

Jimin: "WHO DROPPED 'KOOKIE'!? OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE. IS HE OKAY!? NO. I MUST CALL THE PARAMEDICS TO MAKE SURE."

BTS: "..."