a few days ago

"is there anything else you can do?" yoongi asked, a desperate tone in his voice as he bit on his bottom lip nervously.

the man behind the desk sighed, giving yoongi a pitiful look. "i'm sorry," he sighed out, "there really are no more rooms at the men's dorm. i would place you in the women's dorm, since that's a second option, but unfortunately... that place is full as well."

"you really have no choice?" yoongi said in a low voice, gripping his bag tightly.

"yeah." the man answered, looking down at his paper. "listen, i genuinely feel bad for you, kid. this dorm... ah," he rolled his eyes, airquoting, "'bangtan bhb' is known to be quite a mess. the members... they're chaotic. anyone who moves in will probably move out in a week or so. but you'll have to bear it if you want to get into this university. it's the closest dorm you can get near the campus. you know, just a walking distance."

"any other dorms available?"

"nobody's open except for them."

yoongi winced a bit, before giving the man a small nod. "i'll do it."

the man merely shrugged, before digging into his drawer. yoongi watched as the man placed a paper, some kind of form, down on the table, lightly pushing it towards yoongi, to which the latter gave a questioning look to.

"those kids at bhb," the man started, "they told me to give this to new housemates. gave me a thousand copies." he scratched the back of his head. "some kind of printer accident by one of their members. the original copy was handwritten, though."

yoongi frowned, leaning in and taking a closer look at the paper.

RULES IN THE BHB HOUSE

• Nobody cooks except for Seokjin.

• No strawberry jam allowed in the house, due to Jimin's war flashbacks. (Ask Seokjin about this if you're curious)

• NO KNIVES (Seokjin has them all), NAMJOON MAY KILL SOMEONE.

• No more climbing up the roof to scream at other houses.

• No more sliding down the stairs, using some kind of broken door. Taehyung almost died.

• No pets allowed. Hoseok excluded. L̶O̶L̶ ̶H̶Y̶U̶N̶G̶ ̶I̶S̶ ̶I̶T̶ ̶B̶C̶ ̶H̶E̶S̶ ̶A̶ ̶H̶O̶R̶S̶E̶ ̶H̶A̶H̶A̶H̶

• Each member can store around 3 personal food items/drinks in the fridge.

• Only use the bathroom for a maximum of 15 minutes. j̶u̶n̶g̶k̶o̶o̶k̶,̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶,̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶s̶k̶i̶n̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶o̶r̶t̶a̶n̶t̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶o̶ ̶(̶S̶E̶O̶K̶J̶I̶N̶ ̶H̶Y̶U̶N̶G̶,̶ ̶I̶S̶ ̶T̶H̶A̶T̶ ̶A̶ ̶P̶U̶N̶)̶ ̶(̶l̶o̶l̶ ̶t̶a̶e̶ ̶u̶ ̶d̶u̶m̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶i̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶)̶ ̶(̶C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶R̶E̶N̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶u̶l̶e̶s̶)̶ ̶(̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶l̶e̶m̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶a̶p̶e̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶f̶l̶u̶i̶d̶)̶ ̶(̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶h̶o̶b̶i̶,̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶j̶o̶o̶n̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶,r̶e̶m̶e̶m̶b̶e̶r?̶)̶

• Friendship.

upon reaching the end of the 'rules,' yoongi looked up and stared at the man in disbelief.

"they're not too problematic." the man shrugged. "bear with it, kid."

yoongi sighed. "okay."