So... I got bored and did this thing called 'plot generator.' basically, you put in a load of stuff and it writes you a story. Mine is so fucking ridiculous that I had to share this goddamn thing.

Two Terrible Uncles Loving to the Beat
A Short Story
by Ms Poopicorn

Brendon Urie had always loved busy tour with its brainy, brawny bus. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was a shit, alright, tea drinker with skinny legs and pretty hair. His friends saw him as an abundant, adorable angel. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a fresh turd. That's the sort of man he was.

Brendon walked over to the window and reflected on his full surroundings. The sun shone like running dog.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ryan Ross. Ryan was a good sweetheart with good legs and nice hair.

Brendon gulped. He was not prepared for Ryan.

As Brendon stepped outside and Ryan came closer, he could see the powerless smile on his face.

Ryan gazed with the affection of  bleh regurgitated rabbit. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."

Brendon looked back, even more lovely and still fingering the pissy cat. "Ryan, I love you," he replied.

They looked at each other with loved feelings, like two cheerful, curly cat pooping at a very amazing anniversary, which had pop punk music playing in the background and two terrible uncles loving to the beat.

Brendon regarded Ryan's good legs and nice hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed Brendon with a delighted grin.

Ryan looked good, his emotions blushing like a purring, petite poop.

Then Ryan came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END 

So... whatcha think? can this piece of art compete with the milk fic? No. Nothing can beat the milk fic... anyway you should check out this website xD