Cover is Blue Moon because it was too adorable I had to

"Ow!" A horde of kittens jumped at you, colliding you with the cold concrete of one of the city's darkest and most mysterious alley ways.

The kittens quickly got on top of you, biting holes in your clothes and ripping up your pants. You were more of a country kind of person and you don't watch the news so you didn't hear any news about wild kittens attacking innocent people.

You pushed off the kittens but they kept pouncing back on you.

"haLP" You screamed for help countless times, but no one noticed. "SENPAI!" You called out to senpai, he didn't respond.

"Don't worry!" A voice could be heard in the distance. Could that be one of those teenage mutant ninja kittens Miku has been telling me about? You smiled at the thought of your silly friends but now you were actually considering it.

"I have it covered." The voice could be heard again, but closer.

"SENPAI HAAAALP!" Again, you called for senpai but before you could start wailing, you started to float. "Senpai?..." Actually someone picked you up, they chuckled at your reaction.
You suspected it was a girl from the feminine voice and tiny hands.

She reached into her pocket and pulled out a banana. Sounds like a click, and snap could be heard then they were followed by a woosh and a sound like fire works.

"I'm no one's senpai." She put me down. She seemed to purposely hide her face. "HUH." You said slightly sounding stupid.

"I'm definitely not YOUR senpai." She pulled out a banana again and proceeded with the same sounds that you heard earlier.

"Why aren't you facing me?" You asked innocently.

"Because cool guys" She paused in her sentence and threw the banana at you. "Oh, Gee! Thanks!" You said. "Don't look at explosions." She walked away as the same thing that happened earlier happened again, but with louder sounds and colors. "WUT" You blacked out.

Haha! I deleted this by accident.

Sorry if its short, its just the introduction :3