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Silver: Hello Everyone it's me silver! And today I have a dare for all my amazing Readers out there!
Marucho: a dare for the viewers?
Shun: this'll be interesting
Silver: yes it will be my beautiful Shun! I dare all my beautiful Readers to do the food challenge!
Runo: the what?
Dan: mmmmmm food...
Silver: every time you read the words "fall" or "falling" or "fallen" or "fell" (you get the idea) during this chapter you must take a bite of some sort of food!
Dan: like doughnuts! Or hamburgers!
Runo: or chocolate!
Marucho: Fishy-Crackers!
Shun: sushi!
Jake: raw meat! Yum!
Julie: or like, vegetables! You gotta keep your figure guys!
Fabia: or like a sandwich or something...
Keith: Fresh Baked bread is healthy for you too!
Silver: whatever it is grab it because you will need it! Now that I have explained the dare for the viewers it's time to watch the theme song! Brought to us by Ncgamerboy2003 !
Theme song: cue the music! 🎶
Mr. Alice's Grandpa: I liked this song!
All: uuhhhhh...
Mr. Shun's Grandpa: that song was totally directed at me you nincompoop!
Mr. Alice's Grandpa: hey you dumb karate man! I'm a genius and are therefore smarter than you! As your intellectual superior I declare that the theme song was chosen by the reader just for me!
Mr. Shun's Grandpa: at least my grandson didn't fall into a hole!
Mr. Alice's Grandpa: how dare you she fell on purpose!
Mr. Shun's Grandpa: as if she would fall on purpose!
Mr. Alice's Grandpa: well maybe if your grandson hadn't of been so handsome, she wouldn't have fallen for him! Then she wouldn't of fell!
Mr. Shun's Grandpa: are you implying that because your Grand-daughter fell for my Grandson but he didn't fall for her she went insane and fell into a hole! And it's all my fault?!??!!!!
Mr. Alice's Grandpa: YES!!! It's your fault she fell!
Silver: this is getting way off topic here. I don't eat my readers to fall asleep
Dan: good point
Mr. Alice's Grandpa: BUT!!!
Bob: take it outside Grandpa!
Mr. Shun's Grandpa: hah!
Silver: so today we have a dare from @Hercega
Dan: what is it...
Silver: I'm feeling merciful don't mess it up!
All: O_O not possible...
Silver: so we will all be battling Godzilla!
Julie: all of us!?
Silver: yup! And Bob can Commentate! Today Godzilla will fall from his really tall thrown!!!
Bob: (puts on tie) let's do this!
Dan: Drago!!
Everyone else: (insert Bakugan name here)!!
All: let's do this!
Bob: here comes folks the one! the only! Godzilla!
Random audience of fangirls: Yeah! Kick butt out there Shun!!! You can do it Shun! Do your best out there Shun!! Your the best Shun!!!!!!
Silver: QUIET HE'S MY SHUN!!!!
Fangirl: how dare you he's mine!!!
Silver: I hope you fall off a cliff onto another cliff and fall off that one too then you fall unconscious and never wake up!
Godzilla: (appears out of nowhere) RAAWWWRRRR!!!!!
Bob: Attention everybody! Silver randomly made up these moves so they aren't real unless they are, in which case they belong to the show! Also Silver will totally butcher all these names! You have been warned! Battle Start!!!
Shun: Ventus Ingrim stand!
Dan: Drago Stand!
Marucho: Preyus Stand!
Keith: Heliose Stand!
Mira: Wilda! Stand!
Runo: Tigrara Stand!
Godzilla: RAAAWWAAWSRTDGHCCRRR!!!
Godzilla: 2000
Bob: The battle has begun folks!!!!
Shun: ability activate! Ingrim Shadow Strike!
Ingrim: 800
Dan: ability activate! Drago! Perfect garlic Breath attack!
Drago: 701
Bob: no way! A lengendary technique! It's super effective due to its pungent odour!
Marucho: Ability activate Preyus! Water tap dance!
Preyus: 600
Bob: it's so beautiful!
Keith: Ability Activate! Heliose! Stand there and look cool!!
Heliose: 892
Mira: Ability activate! Wilda throw pebbles!
Wilda: 600
Runo: Ability activate! Tigrara wild pounce!
Tigrara: 473
All: ATTACK!!!!!!
Godzilla: RSSHVNDKEAWWWJJHGJ!!!!!!!
Bob: and it's all over folks! Godzilla has fallen! They beat Godzilla together as a team!!!!!!!
Silver: cliche...
Keith: well that was fun...
Silver: next up is a dare from Ncgamerboy2003 !
Dan: wasn't he the guy who made us fall out an airplane without parachutes?
Silver: yes! And because marucho cheated you all have to fall again!
Runo: (spits out drink) wait what?!
Silver: but with an evil twist!
Julie: oh no...
Silver: you will randomly pick a card from the totally-random-not-rigged-hat-of-not-cheating the card you pick will determine your jump location!
Dan: Marucho you know this is your fault! If you just fell the first time, we wouldn't be in this mess!
Silver: also there are 11 locations so even more people will be falling than last time!
Ace: darn it Marucho!!!
Silver: oh hey Ace! The last time we saw you was like I think the first chapter!
Ace: have mercy on me!
Silver: nope! Time to pick your cards!
Dan: you got us into this so you go first Marucho!
Marucho: (gasp!) I get to fall into a nice little Village!
Dan: Lucky!
Silver: read the fine print
Marucho: about to be Nuked!!! Ah!! No!!
Silver: blindfolded cause you cheated
Dan: I get to fall in... The Australian outback! Full of deadly snakes, poison spiders, and extremely deadly land sharks!
Mira: I will fall onto an extremely busy line 16 highway!
Keith: looks like I'm falling in to the doom dimension
Julie: oh no! I'm falling into shark infested water!
Ren: Donald Trumps White House?
Fabia: a volcano!?!
Jake: I'm falling into an active minefield where a will be blown to a juzzilion pieces! Ya! I can't wait dudes!
Shun: what the heck is the octogan of doom?
Ace: please be merciful!
Silver: because you asked so nicely, and I like you, i will spray you with the-spray-bottle-of-liquid-luck!
Ace: yay! Here I go... huh... a really small safe zone surrounded by midgets?...
Runo: I GOT!!! I GOT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Silver: so you got that one 😈
Runo: BUT WHY!??!!!!!
Silver: all of these locations were suggestions from the readers
Runo: This is just cruel! The most evil and twisted thing Silver can come up with!
Silver: good luck!
Runo: nooooooo!
Silver: everyone to the plane!
Dan: hey what about Alice!?
Silver: she fell into that hole remember? We haven't found her body yet
Dan: oh...
Silver: Okay Marucho! Your blindfolded and ready to go!
Marucho: (pushed out the plane) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'm faaaallllliiiinnnngggg!!!!!!!!
(He hit the ground and survived)
Dan: no way he survived the fall?!!?
Silver: wait for it
Nuke: BOOM!!! (Screaming can be heard in the background)
Silver: 6/10 Marucho!
Dan: Australian Outback here I come! (Pushed out plane) AAAHHHHH!!!!!! I'm falling! Help! I'm falling! Help! I'm falling!!!!! AHHHH! SNAKES!!! THE LAND SHARKS ARE CHEWING ON MY ANKLES!!
Ren: wow he really fell!
Silver: 7/10 Dan!
Dan: Yes! Oww!!!!
Mira: let's do this!
Silver: oooh she jumped!
Mira: i can survive this fall i know i can!
Silver: aww... she survived... 2/10 Mira!
Keith: (jumps out)
Julie: wow! He looks so peaceful
Keith: (conveniently lands in a pool)
Silver: impressive 8.5/10!
Julie: the sharks are scary!!!!
Runo: hehe... (pushes Julie)
Julie: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm falling!!!!!!!!
(Gets eaten by the sharks)
Silver: Nice One! 9/10!
Ren: I don't understand why this is so bad?
Silver: (pushes Ren) oh you'll see!!!
Ren: AHHHHHH!!!! It's an orange monster!!!
Silver: 1/10 Ren!
Fabia: I can feel the heat from up here!
Silver: why don't you feel the heat down there!
Fabia: falling isn't as scary as I thought it'd be... OH SNAP IM MELTING!!!!!
Silver: 5/10 Fabia! Hey Jake the active minefield is over yonder!
Jake: ya dude! Let's do this! (Does 3 spins a backflip, and recited the entire Apple Terms and Conditions, then He blew up in a pretty shade of Red)
Silver: that was beautiful! 17/10!!!!!!
Shun: I still don't know what the octagon of doom is but whatever I'll just fall and see (falls and lands ninja style in a giant octagon shaped baking pan)
Silver: 10/10 Shun! The midget safe zone is coming up soon!
Ace: k! (Jumps does 34 turns and 3 front flips)
Silver: oooooh!!!! Extra points for falling with style! 13/10 Ace!
Ace: ya!!!!
Silver: and all that remains is Runo...
Runo: I'm scared
Silver: you should be! We're going to a very interesting place!
Runo: where?!
Silver: the fanbase
Runo: oh no!
Silver: oh yes! The official fanbase! It's where all the Fangirls are contained!
Runo: NOOOOO! I DON'T WANT TO FALL INTO THAT! PLEASE DONT DO IT SILVER!
Silver: too late! (pushes Runo off plane)
Runo: AHHHHHH!!!!'
Silver: Hey girls!!! That's Shun's girlfriend!!
Fangirls: (turn into fans-of-mass-destruction) WE'LL KILL YOU FOR TAKING MY SHUN!!!!! COME FALL OVER HERE!!!! I'LL TEAR YOUR LIMBS FROM YOUR BODY!!!!
RUNO: AHHHAAHHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: 4/10 Runo!!
Bob: well that was fun!
Silver: ya thanks for reading guys! We have a lot more dares on the To-do list so stay tuned!
Bob: perhaps Alice will come back for her revenge next chapter!
Silver: nah! She's totally gone! Remember to vote! And share this with your friends!
Bob: ya so they can reach enlightenment!
Silver: Bye!
(Smoke bomb)
I'm out
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