so this was gonna be a Bakugan brawl part but I wrote it ages ago and it just doesn't fit in with the plot anymore so I'm putting it here!!

(I wrote this after part 23 end my life)

BAKUGAN BRAWL!

sleep supremacist: people keep prank calling me

sleep supremacist: it's really annoying me

obvious prankster: oh do you know who's calling??

sleep supremacist: no, they're putting on some accent and the number's witheld

AjYEET: oh dang you should prank them back!

obvious prankster: yeah!

autocorrect sucks: you should!

sleep supremacist: how

sleep supremacist: I can't prank call them since idk their numbers

I hate formalities: answer the call in a funny way then they'll assume they got the wrong number when you pick up

sleep supremacist: okay..

sleep supremacist: like how?

autocorrect sucks: uhhhhh idkkk

AjYEET: oh I've got some ideas!

AjYEET: "Los Volmos orphanage, you make 'em we take 'em. how can I help you?"

AjYEET: "this is Joe's pizza, you want Chinese?"

AjYEET: just start ordering pizza

Emo boy: "911 What's your emergency?"

Emo boy: "Sorry she is dead, can I have her call you back?"

Emo boy: "This is roadkill diner. you kill 'em we grill 'em, how can I help you?"

autocorrect sucks: ok who taught Magnus to be chaotic

I hate formalities: me and Ajit

AjYEET: me and Noah

Emo boy: Ajit and Noah.

autocorrect sucks: ohhhhhhhh

autocorrect sucks: makes sense

I hate formalities: "go ahead caller you're on Air"

I hate formalities: "I finished the job what's next chief?"

I hate formalities: pretend you don't speak English

Emo boy: Play some weird music.

AjYEET: pretend to know them

cat: "thanks for signing up for cat facts! to unsubscribe please press 12"

sleep supremacist: that's more ideas than I'll probably ever need

sleep supremacist: but thanks, I'm going to try them

AjYEET: let us know what happens!!

sleep supremacist: will do

sleep supremacist: they called back

sleep supremacist: uh I used the orphanage one on them and they just "Sounds like what my parents did with me" and hung up

AjYEET: SBSJNSHSNSNS TBH MOOD

sleep supremacist: and they called again

sleep supremacist: "911 what's your emergency?" "well there's this guy pretending to be the emergency services, I'm talking to him right now." there was a laugh in the background and then they hung up

Magnus: Wow. The person who laughed really ruined their sarcastic comment.

AjYEET: 😔 true woulda been funny otherwise

sleep supremacist: they called again w o w

sleep supremacist: started speaking in another language and they switched to that language too and told me they wanted to buy a pizza- then I hung up

autocorrect sucks: oh wow the prank caller can speak more than 1 language???

sleep supremacist: it would seem so-

I hate formalities: pfffft- bilingual prank caller

this is hell: sounds like some people I know

sleep supremacist: could any of those people be the one prank calling me?

this is hell: maybe I don't know

this is hell: I have to go

I hate formalities: not sticking around?

this is hell: no

this is hell: I'm busy

I hate formalities: iM bUsY

this is hell: shut up

I hate formalities: ok seriously did something happen? you seem mad

this is hell: no just my parents again

this is hell: BYE

I hate formalities: ????

I hate formalities: dang-

I hate formalities: I'll ask her about that later, but did they call back Kurin?

sleep supremacist: ... yeah-

sleep supremacist: twice

sleep supremacist: I think I'm just gonna ignore them now

sleep supremacist: none of these ideas are working

Emo boy: Well of course they're not working against the people who gave them to you.

autocorrect sucks: MAGNUS!!

Emo boy: Oh. Oh no.

AjYEET: someone spam to cover it up!!

Emo boy: Yeah!

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crack video complications: OK WHO THE HELL IS SPAMMING?!

autocorrect sucks: guys help---

crack video complications: DAN??! PREPARE TO DIE!

autocorrect sucks: yOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM RN?!!!!! BESIDES I WAS TOLD TO SPAM!! SCROLL UP!!

AjYEET: NO DONT TELL HER TO SCROLL UP OR--

autocorrect sucks: OH CRAP SORRY AJIT

autocorrect sucks: LIA DO NOT SCROLL UP

Emo boy: Telling someone to scroll up could also reveal the reason you had to spam too.

autocorrect sucks: oh true

autocorrect sucks: so technically it's your fault Magnus???????

Emo boy: WHAT?! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

autocorrect sucks: YOU DID NOW

Emo boy: WHEN?!

autocorrect sucks: I D K

crack video complications: IT'S ALL THREE OF YOUR FAULTS!

Emo boy: LISTEN HOW THE HELL IS IT MY FAULT THAT DAN SPAMMED THE CHAT?

AjYEET: YEAH!

autocorrect sucks: BC AJIT TOLD ME TO SPAM BC YOU GAVE AWAY THAT WE WERE THE ONES PRANK CALLING KURIN!!

sleep supremacist: wait what?

sleep supremacist: I was reading the entire conversation before and after Dan's spamming and I had no idea-

Emo boy: So. I didn't give it away, see? Dan spammed for no reason.

autocorrect sucks: more like Ajit and you told me to spam fOR NO REASON!!

AjYEET: Y'KNOW WHAT???

AjYEET: yeah sure I accept part of the blame

autocorrect sucks: huh

autocorrect sucks: so we're gonna be sensible about this for once?

autocorrect sucks: ok I also accept blame

Emo boy: ... I guess I encouraged him too.

I hate formalities: is it safe to come outta hiding now?

obvious prankster: I think so-????

crack video complications: no

crack video complications: no it isn't

crack video complications: those three are going to die

Emo boy: Yeah right, you couldn't kill me. You probably couldn't kill any of us depending on how much effort the other two put into surviving.

I hate formalities: see guessing people's survival abilities is something that comes naturally to all Danganronpa fans, we like to plan killing games with people we know for fun you see

clown: this is why people are scared of you

I hate formalities: lmao good