shoutout to bianca and her ghetto charli damelio armpit hair cult member ass for inspiring me to write this monstrosity 🥰🥰🥰

So yeah it was a normal day that mar-highe faustus's rachet ass school for brawlers that prolly come from philidelphia-

the awesome ones were training for like the 2838#97262839293376728281919th time

and once again dan was trying to master speed mode even tho it was kinda pointless now

"DRAGONDEEZNUTSACROSSYOURFACEONOID EVOLUTION!! SPEED MOWD!! he yells.

"Naw he still in strength mode 💀" wynton facepalms himself. "Why dont you go ask Athe-" "DO NOT MENTION THAT HOE" dan says like an absolute girlboss, he does not need that bi- um, anyways..

"dan couldnt even if he wanted to though. i think Athena's out with Callie rn." Ajit says, and then immediately going back to texting his bf magaynus 🥰 "they are so gay i swearrr" "bro ajit your are the last person who should be calling anybody gay, youre literally probably sending magnus some shit like 'ilysm 🥺🥺🥺' rn lmao" says lia "OH MY GOD STFFU LIA" ajhyeet shoves his phone back in his pocket, as he actually was doing that-

and then all of the sudden the entitled princess comes walking in like a material gworl.

"dan u suck ass and you will never master speed mode you caca haired gay ass built like a fucking club cracker pick me boy, just face it ☺️☺️"

"Omg athena, sweetie, chill 😭" - callie

everyone stares at dan.

"NAWWWWW, YOU GON TAKE THAT??? FROM HER OF ALL PEOPLE??" - wynton

dan is just appalled. flabbergasted. befuddled. utterly shocked.

*gasps in homosexual* "BITCH >:O"

dan has decided he has had enough of athena's bullshittery

"DONT EVEN TALK, WITH YOU AND YOUR LITERALLY FRIENDLESS FLAT CHESTED SMART ALECK KAREN ASS HAIRED TWIGGY BUILT LIKE A MINECRAFT TREE TSUNDERE Y/N WHO GOT SOLD TO THE DEMON ALPHA MAFIA BOSS'S SON IN A FUCKING WATTPAD STORY, BECAUSE BITCH, IF YOU WANT THE SMOKE, YOU WILL GET ALL THE SMOKE"

everyone stares at athener.

"YO MONDE, YOU FINNA TAKE THAT?? FROM DAN KOUZO??THE BOY WHO CANT FIGURE OUT 1+1 WITHOUT A CALCULATOR??" -wynton

"dude whos side are you even on anymore😭" - ajit

"YKNOW WHAT?"BET. WE GONNA FIGHT. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. BAKUGAN BRA-"

"SAVE UR FUCKIN BAKUGAN FOR LATER, ATHENA."

"what why??"

"BECAUSE WE GONNA FIGHT, ATHENA."

"AND WHEN I SAY FIGHT, I MEAN FIGHT"

"this gonna be interesting 👁👄👁🍵" - liyuh

ok so dan just walks up do athena and looks at her for a second. she looks at him.

and then the loudest smack to ever have been heard had just been sounded througout the entire earth. lets jus say... a bitch got smacked ☺️

"gawd mothafuckin dayum what was that" - kino (yes, the smacc was so powerful, this mf felt it from the other side of the world 

athens is in shock for a moment until shwe comes back from the dead and she starts to pull something from her pocket

and everyone gangsta until they see what it is

"WAIT CALM THE FUCK DOWN JAMAL, DONT PULL OUT THE 9"- wynton

"..."

"oh baby naw that aint gonna work"- callie, as she just disappeas into thin air somehow 

 athena shoots dan with a glock that she somehow had hidden in her pocket (its giving that one time ajit his that figure in episode 5... im still questioning that scene to this very day 💀)

everybody starts running from the jamal who pulled out the 9 and she jumps into the sun and goes back to her secret evil lair full of glocks, pistols, revolvers, ak-47s and other weapons of mass destruction

dee end <3

(honestly the end of this was just rushed and out of pocket 💀)