basically the champion of the universe episode thing
but its worse because i rewrote it 😍✌🏾
also dont mind me juss skipping to when they get into dan's dream because why not

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jyas, so uhm ajyeet the gorlboss and lightning the failed aborted dog finally get into dÆn's dream
"AAAH FUCK-" *ajit dies for 0.0001 seconds*
"uhhh...where the hell we at rn.." he says. "in your mom." "what the fu-" "in dan's dream ofc you dummy 🙄" -stupid dog
"you better shut your mouth before i-(a bunch of offensive words that i was deadass about to put but since i have a conscience i did not,, stan me for using my brain for once 😍💅🏾)*
">:0"- bitch dog
"whatever, you unskinny roach 🙄. aight les go."
and then they both walk into what is the living definition of second hand embarrassment
"OH FUCK NAH 💀" - ajyeet
"TF IS THIS ONE DOING WITH THE MFING ELVIS OUTFIT 😭😭😭??AND WHY IS LIA LITERALLY EBING A SIMP FOR HIM RN??I THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH WYNTON 💀" amir simply cannot handle the cringe, and is about to walk out but then the mf with the ego bigger than shun's forehead (yes, dan's ego  is that big, it can surpass the mass of this man's forehead. i know, its shocking 😟) sees ajit and lightneen trying to leave, and he says "HMMM???IS THAT A FATHERLESS CHILD WHO DOESN'T SEEM TO KNOW HIS PLACE IN MY CULT MEETING?? GHESS I'LL HAVE TO FIX THAT"
"DAN YOU CRUSTY ROACH 😭😭😭" - ajeet
"DRAGO!!!SEND THE FATHERLESS CHILD BACK TO THE FIFTH GRADERS!!"- dæñel
"FUCK NO, I AM NOT STAYING WITH THOSE CRUSTY FIFTH GRADERS, NOT LICE-NA AND ZOE-E"
"dont forget about the shy little uwu crusty baka lightskin y/n ass bitch kay-pee 🥺🥺🥺"
"OH NO NOT KAYLEE 😰😰!! PHAROL!!BALLSKUGAN BRAWL!!!"
"DRAGONDEEZNUTSACROSSYOFACE—I MEAN—DRAGO!! BAKUGAN BRAWL!!!

so they roll out the big balls and the balls turn into giant lego arsonist monsters..why do they only allow kids to have these 💀..
butt, there is one tiny problem. literally.
pharol is like, the size of cheyena riot!! oh nOO!! so tinyyy 😱😱!!

"wait WHAT THE FUCK" ajeet is absolutlety flabbergasted. because why is pharol the size of maya's self confidence (probably bigger than that tbh 💀-)
"DAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO PHAROL, YOU FUCKING ROACH" ajyt yells
dana shrugs. "nothing 😩."
"NOW DRAGO!!BEAT HIS LEGO ASS!!"
and then drago goes charging at them. obviously, cheeto and pharol run away because that red mf is a 13423423545244 foot tall dragon and he has a dump truck (im sorry for the episode 15 refernce 💀). And you do not want to mess with a dragon with a dump truck.

"HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT DRAGO WHEN PHAROL IS THE SIZE OF THE ANKLES IN BENTON'S CHICKEN SOUP?? THIS IS RA-"

"wait!!!!! Aheet, you can still beat him! Remember, this is also your dream too!! You can do whatever you want here ass well!" - l

"SO NOW YOU TELL ME THIS"
anyway, g still takes leeghtnineg's advice because its actually very helpful.
"HEY DAN"
"WHAT, PEASANT"
"YOU CANT BE BATTLING HERE!! IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CLASSROOM"
the weird ass cult meetup place changes into a classroom. everyone looks at the walking piece of cringe they call dan.
"he thought he ate with that oufit.." "lame ahh boy 💀" "i strongly feel that i should avert my eyes from this..this." some kids whispered. dan is embarrassed, and glares at eugene with a look that says "YOU CRUSTY DUSTY MUSTY UGLY FATHERLESS ROACH!!HOW COULD YOU 😭😭😭" and the younger boy just cackles.
"aight listen up, rats. Yall have the ela state exams today and you have to write 4 paragraphs for every answer. yall have 0.1 milliseconds to finish. " miss whatever her name is says. Imma call her ms bonqueque.
"WHAT THE FUCK WE DID STATE EXAMS 1 WEEK AGO 😭😭" - dan
"aight time is up, hoes, gimme ur papers or suffer. " - ms bonqueque
"WHY 😭😭😭" -dan
he collapses and is literally about to rip out his hair until
his hair. all of it. shifts.
and then it turns out to be..
A WEAVE?!?! DAN IS BALD 😱😱😱

cheese stays in the corner, laughing at his friend's baldness.
He stops laughing.
"cross me again. I fucking dare you."

so yeah yadda yadda yadda, pharol folds drago n shit and then its finally the next maurning.

"So how did you get dan to stop sleep walking/battling?" wynton asks.
"well.... lets just say, its all thanks to the power of weave snatching 😁"