BAKUGAN BRAWL!

Julia: hey so I just finished reading the entire chat history-

Julia: really mad at SOMEONE rn for not telling us any of the funny things that have happened here

I hate formalities: it is 3 AM Julia

autocorrect sucks: huh? no? it's only 9??

I hate formalities: I mean for Julia it's 3 AM

Julia: that literally means nothing

I hate formalities: oh but it sure is a different story when I wake you up at 2 AM bc I texted you something important 🙄

Julia: important?

Julia: d u d e

Julia: you text me stuff like this at two am

Julia:

Emo boy: I-

I hate formalities: well what if it was?? wouldn't it have been useful to think of what could happen???? huh???????

Julia: no- just no

autocorrect sucks: hey why do you call him Noah Luca Schmidt??? where does the Luca come from????

I hate formalities: Luca's my middle name--

autocorrect sucks: oH!

Julia: anywaY when I was reading the chat history I saw something pretty interesting

Julia: Noah never told y'all the full reason his parents don't like him hanging out with us

I hate formalities: 😃

Emo boy: He lied?

Julia: eh a half truth kinda thing

I hate formalities: I'm guess you're gonna tell them everything??

Julia: yup :) it's revenge for not telling us all the good stuff that happened here

autocorrect sucks: so what happened???? I'm curious now

AjYEET: same tbh

Julia: Well it's true we all met at school- but the reason Noah's parents hate us is bc of how chaotic the 4 of us are and the amount of trouble we get into at school. Noah's parents try to blame it on our influence even though between the four of us Noah starts at least a 3rd of the chaos we're involved in

Julia: the whole not from a company thing is absolute crap bc before we started getting 5 detentions in a day they were fine with us- also Paul's parents run a well known shop chain and end up attending like half the formal things Noah's forced to go to they don't like him hanging out with Noah either

Paul: also before the fire-

Julia: yeah that too

autocorrect sucks: 5 detentions a day? felt that

AjYEET: y'all committed arson?

I hate formalities: it was Halloween we tried to summon satan but we ended up knocking over a candle and nearly burnt down the room

Julia: it was "accidental" arson as you guys called it about a week ago

Emo boy: Wasn't Aay the one who said that...?

Julia: I think? the person who said it was called obvious prankster

Emo boy: Yeah that's Aay.

Paul: I saw them on the member list I think they're the only person here who hasn't spoken yet

I hate formalities: he got his phone taken by their younger brother bc he tried to communicate with aliens 🙄

Emo boy: He is an absolute moron.

autocorrect sucks: I wanna agree but you'll prolly say I can't talk if I agree-

Emo boy: No I won't.

autocorrect sucks: oh ok! I agree, Aay is kinda dumb

AjYEET: hey wait I'm curious how do y'all get five detentions a day

I hate formalities: uh

I hate formalities: lateness, homework, being rude, not doing the work, skipping class, causing chaos are the everyday ones and in Julia's case climbing trees is another common reason

I hate formalities: but there's a ton of really funny reasons- we've been suspended before as well

Julia: I still don't regret saying that to the headteacher

Paul: you should NEVER regret saying that to him

I hate formalities: you were 100% correct

I hate formalities: prolly why he suspended you tbh, wanted to scare you into shutting up before you could fully expose him for who he really is

AjYEET: who is he really????

Emo boy: Who is he really?

autocorrect sucks: they sent that at the same time I-

Julia: he's an asshole

Paul: she called him that (and worse) to his face

AJYEET: oh mAN-

Julia: like I said, no regrets

Julia: you two gonna tell them what y'all and Felix did while I was suspended

Paul: well yeah of course we are! we started a banister sliding competition

I hate formalities: Felix won

autocorrect sucks: speaking of Felix where is he?

Julia: it's 3 AM here, probably asleep and he turns phone notifications off at night bc of Noah's habit of spamming GCs in the middle of the night

Paul: habsisnjsndjd Noah remember when you and Felix broke the box of footballs when the teacher asked you to get one in PE that one time-

No I will not come home: I-

I hate formalities: OH YEAH-! THEY WENT EVERYWHERE ON THE FIELD FROM THE EQUIPMENT SHED AND EVEN THO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT WE STILL GOT DETENTION FOR IT

Emo boy: An accident?

Emo boy: I doubt anyone would believe that.

I hate formalities: no seriously it was!!

Emo boy: Yeah, totally, I believe you. ಠಿ_ಠ

I hate formalities: what wasn't an accident tho was when me and Paul wore pyjamas to school

Paul: still laughing about that onesie

I hate formalities: still laughing about the time you did your history presentation on the Josh fight

Julia: okay but that was actually funny- "the ✨ Josh fight ✨ was a battle between a bunch of people named Josh who all battled it out with pool noodles"

Paul: I think I understood the presentation better than out classmates did

Paul: they all did historical battles, I did an ultimate one

I hate formalities: tbh I think I still have the video of your presentation

AjYEET: pLEASE SEND IT TO ME

autocorrect sucks: YEAH I GOTTA SEE THIS

I hate formalities: sure thing!

Julia: lmao remember when we all played kazoos in school and then there was a fire drill and we played the kazoos while going to the fire assembly spot

Emo boy: You what?

Julia: played kazoos during school and a fire drill, try and keep up

AjYEET: HSJSNJSNSJS

Emo boy: .

Paul: gahshhdndkdmjdjd Julia roasting people has returned

I hate formalities: best thing that can happen in class is Julia starting a debate with someone

Paul: ...

Paul: Noah that person is usually yOU-

I hate formalities: oh true 😔

Paul: it is hilarious tho--

Julia: ok but you know what was even funnier

Julia: wait does everyone here know yet??

autocorrect sucks: know what??

Julia: about Noah's horrible music tastes

I hate formalities: literally shut up you're just mad my playlists are better than yours

Julia: NOAH YOU LISTEN TO EARRAPE DESPACITO UNIRONICALLY

I hate formalities: IT IS A VIBE OKAY!

Julia: I-

I hate formalities: besides you listen to crab rave on loop

Julia: so what if I do? it's pretty good

I hate formalities: it's literally just crabs clicking their claws in time with a beat

Julia: you've set your ringtone to creeper aw man before and it went off in assembly

I hate formalities: yeah and your phone went off in class to touch off from TPN

Julia: your phone went off to the same thing on the same day why are you bringing this up

I hate formalities: why are you bringing up the creeper aw man ringtone

Julia: idk why did you bring up the crab rave

I hate formalities: idk why did you bring up earrape despacito

Paul: moving on

Paul: remember when Julia smashed a window

Julia: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Julia: I lowkey wish it wasn't though 🙄

autocorrect sucks: man your school sounds so chaotic

autocorrect sucks: our school is just boring 😐😔

Emo boy: Imagine going to school-

autocorrect sucks: no thanks school sucks

I hate formalities: tbh our school is boring too, we just do chaotic stuff to make it more fun

I hate formalities: teachers banned Bakugan even in small or ball forms so we started a brawl on the school field just to prove a point

autocorrect sucks: suddenly I don't hate my school as much

AjYEET: mhm being without our Bakugan?? nope, no can do--

Emo boy: I'm even more glad I don't go to school now.

Paul: wait omg please Noah tell me you've told them about the cat chases

I hate formalities: ohmygod I haven't-

Julia: idiot

Paul: oKAY SO IM GONNA TELL THEM

Paul: so basically Felix has a TON of cats and like every so often not of them will come to school with him (whether he knows they came or not is a different story) and like we have to keep an eye on the cat all day but we're really bad at that do the day always ends up dissappearing somewhere and being found by someone else who usually ends up scREAMING HSJSNJSNSJS

Emo boy: How many cats is a ton?

Paul: uhhhh you'll have to ask him tomorrow

Paul: I can't remember the exact number

Julia: yeah none of us can

Julia: definitely over 50 though

Emo boy: Over fifty cats?

Paul: him and his dad both love cats so they take in strays and adopt cats from rescue centres they somehow know each of them by name

Emo boy: That's... Pretty cool.

indecisive: You know Magnus likes cats too! He used to take in strays sometimes when we were on the streets!

Emo boy: Oh.

Emo boy: Yeah that happened I guess.

indecisive: Cats really like him, whenever he took one in it'd always curl up on his lap for hours :)

Emo boy: .

indecisive: I might have a picture somewhere in my camera roll... I'm not sure... If I do it's probably from a few years ago...

AjYEET: if you do have a picture then PLEASE send it

Emo boy: Public humiliation.

autocorrect sucks: lmaoo

autocorrect sucks: if you find it please send it Emily. just for the laughs

AjYEET: small Magnus with a cat sounds really cute tbh

AjYEET: Dan I heard that

autocorrect sucks: oh.

autocorrect sucks: oh no.

I hate formalities: well Dan's dead-

Julia: pfft- wonder how Ajit will kill him

Julia: knife, poison, a high five in the face with a chair, a Danganronpa style execution...?

Emo boy: Oh he'll probably go for the poison.

autocorrect sucks: IM ALIVE!!

Paul: omg it's Frankenstein

AjYEET: sbsjnsjs

Julia: pfffftt-